would be the first cage fight i ever watched
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And that’s basically it!
Ironically, I actually saw the cage fight where The Undertaker took out Mankind. I was visiting someone who was a big WWF fan and they had it playing.
Non-scripted fighting? Can’t say I’ve ever watched that.
Widely regarded as one of the best wrestling matches of all time.
It was definitely the peak of the genre.
I miss ShittyMorph.
If you look into that event, its not entirely as scripted as you think, which is partly why it was such a shocking event. Mankind did take a huge risk and I'd argue he very easily could have died.
We really are living in the Idiocracy timeline.
It's way worse, Idiocracy had good faith leaders, our are pieces of shit.
they only had good faith leaders long after the pieces of shit had set the world up in a way where everything would be shit unless someone had some sort of cold storage device for humans that would wake them up 500 years later
We were supposed to see Zuckerberg and musk, but then musks mom said he couldn’t play. Then we were all sad.
We all knew Musk would bitch out.
Watch Junior try to spin this as a threat on his life and get Hunter gulag-ed. Wouldn't put it past those thin-skinned crybullies.
The laptop would probably play a prominent role in the narrative.

This is our regularly scheduled reminder that we absolutely need celebrity death match to be brought back.
Someone just rip the idea off if the rights are unattainable.
Now a fight to the death, that I could get behind. I'm thinking we give hunter a net and trident, and don jr idk. Gladiator game, nationally televised. Fuck yeah, let's do it.
I want to see Hunter smash the shit out of stephen miller.
I'd like to see anyone clobber PeeWee Himmler, but I'd prefer it to be a minority, and/or a woman. I'd LOVE to see an Abuela beat him into a sobbing fetal position with a chancla.
Let's fucking go. Should be a monthly fight.
One of the first big civ's in SEA ( I forgot if it was the harrapans or in (one of?) the first megacity, near present day angkor wat), The king had to climb a pretty steep climb after every day of work, so if they got really old or glutonous, he couldnt use the kings house and thus not be king anymore. Obv the idea is flawed, but I kind of like the idea of a built in physical test, that would disqualify you from a position of serious power if you fail to pass it.
I absolutely hate this timeline 🙄
Okay but I want to be on that fight card. I have challenged Stephen Miller dozens, maybe even hundreds, of times at this point.
I'm pretty sure in a fair fight I could take RFK and Kid Rock together.
RFK and Kid Rock would unironically make a hilarious comedy duo as villains in a Jackie Chan movie
I'm in! Any situation where trumps get punched in the face is ok by me.
I'd watch that.
I mean the vulgarity of the event is obvious. And the mental image of Hunter bitchslapping Jr is enticing.
However this kind of exchange in itself is so far of the classy scale, more in the trailer park terms of conversation.
Yeah, but in the trailer parks, they're all debating who would win that fight.
Who fucking cares? The US left needs to give up on the "high road" bullshit. It does nothing but harm.

Just gotta say, the last time I remember two politicians challenging each other to a fight, one of them was Justin Trudeau.
There is no yield, only death is the test of it....
These guys need to cut back on the caffeine. Next, they will be bringing duels back.
Eric will try to fix it.
Idiocracy vibes
Idiocracy was at least entertaining