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Hunter Biden challenges Don Jr. to a cage fight in post slamming 'offensive' UFC 250 event (www.irishstar.com)
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[–] Zier@fedia.io 20 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I want to see Hunter smash the shit out of stephen miller.

[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 13 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

I'd like to see anyone clobber PeeWee Himmler, but I'd prefer it to be a minority, and/or a woman. I'd LOVE to see an Abuela beat him into a sobbing fetal position with a chancla.

[–] nickiwest@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Yes! That would be a sight to behold.

For anyone who doesn't understand what "la chancla" means: https://youtube.com/shorts/kZHfSX1CK-c?is=XV0B0vW7WSQc0dZS