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[–] DJKJuicy@sh.itjust.works 14 points 3 days ago

Yeah that's prime rib.

It's pink, not red.

Low and slow roasted to not overcook it.

[–] Lauchmelder@feddit.org 68 points 3 days ago (12 children)

bruh imagine eating 2kg of raw meat and a potato and thinking it's somehow a great meal

[–] AwesomeLowlander@sh.itjust.works 10 points 3 days ago (2 children)

It would have been an amazing meal, pre-fire.

[–] doomsdayrs@lemmy.ml 12 points 3 days ago

idk... nuts and berries are really nice with that tasty lick rock.

[–] Buddahriffic@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago

No hominid ate potatoes pre-fire. Not sure homo sapiens even existed pre-fire, though I'm curious if we inherited fire starting from our ancestors, learned it from neanderthals/homo erectus, or figured it out for ourselves.

[–] hikaru755@lemmy.world 2 points 3 days ago

Well technically, they didn't say it was great, not even that it was good. Just that they're still full, which I believe

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[–] Lupo@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago
[–] kbobabob@lemmy.dbzer0.com 24 points 3 days ago (2 children)

ITT: People that have never seen or eaten prime rib.

Yes, it is tender enough to eat with a spoon.

[–] Lumisal@lemmy.world 3 points 3 days ago (1 children)

So is kiwi marinated trimmings, but at least those are cooked. Heck no I'm eating this raw

[–] AngryRobot@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago

Its not raw. Its cooked. That mean it pink, not red

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[–] electric_nan@lemmy.ml 25 points 3 days ago

I've seen cows hurt worse than that get better.

[–] Stegget@lemmy.world 30 points 3 days ago (10 children)

Looks to be prime rib. It's not raw, just rare. It's supposed to look like that. And no the liquid is not blood.

[–] jacksilver@lemmy.world 11 points 3 days ago

I'm not sure if it's the lighting or the camera, but on the left picture the prime rib is almost hot pink. Rare is fine, but that cut looks terrible.

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[–] happybadger@hexbear.net 32 points 3 days ago

POV: you're a dog on your way to one last vet trip

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 2 points 2 days ago (2 children)

I sometimes wonder what it would actually taste like to just take a bite out of a living cow or pig as if I was a wild wolf.

[–] Foreigner@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago

I imagine it would taste different given that most of the meat we consume is bled out. Probably the closest you'll get to that experience is game hunting and eating the meat straight away without exsanguination.

[–] feetandballs@lemmy.zip 1 points 2 days ago

They actually taste a little different in my experience

[–] Gumbyyy@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)

There are a shocking number of people in this thread who have apparently never seen a prime rib before in their lives.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 2 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Prime rib is my favorite, and I always order my steaks rare; I have never seen one this vibrantly pink. But I suppose it could just be the lighting/photo correction. The one on the right looks normal; the one on the left is practically neon.

[–] Crozekiel@lemmy.zip 3 points 2 days ago

Dude is still full because he has parasites.

[–] AltheaHunter@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 points 3 days ago

That’s not a steak, it’s a cut from a prime rib roast.

[–] bizarroland@lemmy.world 19 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (3 children)

My childhood best friend's dad always said to send his steak out so raw you could slap a band-aid on it and put it back out to pasture.

[–] madkins@lemmy.world 7 points 3 days ago (2 children)
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[–] nimble@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 3 days ago (3 children)

A bandaid wont fix exsanguination though

[–] Starik@lemmy.world 3 points 3 days ago

No, but it will prevent it.

[–] Skyline969@piefed.ca 11 points 3 days ago (1 children)

You must be fun at parties

[–] bizarroland@lemmy.world 3 points 3 days ago

No need to be rude, like, maybe he just really wanted to use the word exsanguination and found a sentence that it fit.

[–] FartMaster69@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 3 days ago

Not with that attitude.

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[–] john_lemmy@slrpnk.net 16 points 3 days ago

Poor guy had to eat it with a spoon

[–] Luminous5481@anarchist.nexus 7 points 3 days ago

They wiped its ass, told it not to moo, and slapped it on a plate

[–] sexy_peach@feddit.org 13 points 4 days ago

still full (of parasites)

[–] Avicenna@programming.dev 4 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Steak? That is a blood soup Monsieur

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[–] ikidd@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 2 days ago

That's prime rib that a good veterinarian could bring back to life.

[–] Nounka@lemmy.world 7 points 3 days ago (1 children)

If i want meat that 'raw' i would bit the cow herself.

[–] Cypher@aussie.zone 4 points 3 days ago

You shouldn’t bite your mother

I'm gonna fucking gag.

[–] Flyberius@hexbear.net 6 points 3 days ago

And uncooked roast and a dad looking jacket potato. Steak guys are babies

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