bruh imagine eating 2kg of raw meat and a potato and thinking it's somehow a great meal
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It would have been an amazing meal, pre-fire.
idk... nuts and berries are really nice with that tasty lick rock.
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Well technically, they didn't say it was great, not even that it was good. Just that they're still full, which I believe
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POV: you're a dog on your way to one last vet trip
Looks to be prime rib. It's not raw, just rare. It's supposed to look like that. And no the liquid is not blood.
I'm not sure if it's the lighting or the camera, but on the left picture the prime rib is almost hot pink. Rare is fine, but that cut looks terrible.
It's all pink and opaque, more like the rare side of medium-rare
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I've seen cows hurt worse than that get better.
ITT: People that have never seen or eaten prime rib.
Yes, it is tender enough to eat with a spoon.
So is kiwi marinated trimmings, but at least those are cooked. Heck no I'm eating this raw
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My childhood best friend's dad always said to send his steak out so raw you could slap a band-aid on it and put it back out to pasture.
Just walk it by the fire.
A bandaid wont fix exsanguination though
You must be fun at parties
No need to be rude, like, maybe he just really wanted to use the word exsanguination and found a sentence that it fit.
Not with that attitude.
No, but it will prevent it.
I go with “I want it to moo when I stab it”, but I actually would eat it raw, and have on many occasions (not from restaurant, but directly from a butcher)
But it’s been almost a decade since I ate a slab of meat. It just doesn't agree with my digestive system, and constipation for days isn't worth it. Im not strictly vegetarian, but as long as eggs don't count, I’m vegetarian probably 75% of days with the rest being pre-made meals or things people prepare for me, and a burger a few times a month. I’m not paying the premium for a beyond or impossible when they always taste freezer burned around here because they aren’t popular, but if they have a veg patty or black bean, I usually get that.
Poor guy had to eat it with a spoon
Yeah that's prime rib.
It's pink, not red.
Low and slow roasted to not overcook it.
still full (of parasites)
That’s not a steak, it’s a cut from a prime rib roast.
I'm gonna fucking gag.
They wiped its ass, told it not to moo, and slapped it on a plate
If i want meat that 'raw' i would bit the cow herself.
You shouldn’t bite your mother
And uncooked roast and a dad looking jacket potato. Steak guys are babies
There are a shocking number of people in this thread who have apparently never seen a prime rib before in their lives.
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is that a spoon
It irks me to now end when restaurants refuse to do minor changes or substitutions. I can understand them not doing huge modifications to a menu item, but forcing me to eat a rare steak is a level of food snob shit that should lose business.
Just don’t go to restaurants like that. You’re not their target clientele.
I don’t, thanks for affirmation tho.
It looks roasted whole, smoked and/or sous vide. It's likely cooked to temp all the way through but those methods preserve the colour, juices and texture of the meat, because it looks tender as hell and not in a blue way.
Set menu restaurants tend to be sold by the seat or meals are picked in advance, to allow for more time to prepare food that takes exceptionally longer than in casual dining.
Yeah that’s fair, I didn’t think of that aspect. I definitely wouldn’t find myself at a place like that, but I get it.
Dude is still full because he has parasites.
Legit thought this was a cake and thought it looked pretty appetizing, now that I know it's meat 🤮
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