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"The Firm," if you want a corporate sound, or to emphasize their illegitimacy with an ironically legitimate-sounding and euphemistic name.
"The Home Owner's Association," for glib sarcasm and irreverence. Like, "did you pay your HOA dues" but it's a protection racket.
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Da mawb
Lol I like it
DEA
Cartel McCartelface
The Slaughterhouse
Based !!
The Naughty Boys.
Cos they are naughty and need spanking.
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BBC - Big, Big Cartel
Works for me lol
Or Big Bad Cartel?
Truckyell
Lol interesting name why that
Car vs. Truck. Tell vs. Yell
A cartel of what? What are they a cartel of?
A drug cartel
Pick a geographic location, then name the cartel after it then. Make up a location if you have to.
It all comes down to their specialty, right?
If they're moving product, you've got The Black Orchard (the growers) or The Phantom Crucible (the mad scientists). If it's a white-collar price cartel just chasing dollar signs, you want something like The Thorned Veil for that elegant, deceptive front, or The Broken Halo Network for a gritty, fallen-from-grace feel.
But if they're a territorial cartel? The kind where crossing a border gets you killed? Go with The Crimson Ledgerβwhere every debt is settled in blood. Or The Ashen Wolves, because they will straight-up burn down your business if you trespass
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You can use em dashes yourself β just find out how, use a few big words, and bedazzle your readers!
I'm thinking something like the cjng , its a call of duty short story. Fan fiction
Lionel.
Kewl
Also Herod's first wife was called Doris, maybe work that in too if you can.
Gotcha gotcha
Cartel of the Large Adult Sons
Lol cute
Drugs R Us
Either something completely unassuming like Pizza Party, or paramilitary sounding like Carbon Mesa
Gollum
MAGA
To be fair both Democrats and Republicans are both shit
USA is shit, so truth to that.
Use the name of (or part of) a building based on religion and go with it (The Chapel, Ziggurath, Transept, Ancestor Shrine, etc)
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