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[–] shittydwarf@piefed.ca 58 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] defaultusername@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Or RFK-style brainworms from eating a raccoon dick.

[–] _stranger_@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

or cordyceps fungus slowly zombifying him. With any luck he'll be climbing the white house by the end of the week to bloom so a bird eats him.

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[–] nocturne@slrpnk.net 54 points 1 month ago (2 children)
[–] RaoulDook@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago

The evil fat orange man archetype.

Lynch really made the Harkonnens appropriately horrific, better than the new movies in this and some other aspects IMO.

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 4 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Is that a young Gordon Ramsay in the back?

[–] billwashere@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

I thought it looked like Nathan Fillion

Edit: I should read the comments before I post 🤪

[–] kat_angstrom@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Pretty sure that's a young Nathan Fillion

[–] Kyre@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

That would be a remarkably old looking 13 year old if that was the case. Fillion was born in 71 and this movie came out in 84.

Or it was sarcasm in which case I ate it.

[–] kat_angstrom@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

Lol sarcasm, shitpost, same difference ;)

[–] Kirp123@lemmy.world 43 points 1 month ago (5 children)

If you look at the report they published Trump is listed as being 0.3 BMI points away from counting as obese which is hilariously convenient. On his blood analysis they even put his cholesterol levels as being normal when he's an obese 80 year old that barely exercises.

[–] ji59@hilariouschaos.com 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Barely exercises? He plays golf daily!

[–] ajoebyanyothername@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

Driving that golf cart all the way onto the green surely burns many calories.

[–] SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 4 points 1 month ago

He's not obese, he's morbidly obese, even by US standards constantly being changed.

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[–] bw42@lemmy.world 36 points 1 month ago (2 children)

That seems like a completely normal amount of medical specialsts needed for a routine checkup.

/s btw

[–] billwashere@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

Next time I go in for my physical I’m gonna ask where my other 21 physicians are.

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[–] Wytch@lemmy.zip 24 points 1 month ago (10 children)

Let's see here, I got the list... Dr. Lao, Dr. West, Dr. Caligari, Dr. Kimble, Dr. Venkman, Dr. Moreau, Dr. Lecter, Dr. Jeckyl, Dr. Zhivago, Dr. Zaius, Dr. Feelgood, Dr. Giggles, Doctor Sleep, Doctor Who, Doctor Strange, Dr. Pepper, Dr. Dre, Dr. Zoidberg, Doc Holiday, Doc Savage, Dr. No, aaaaannnnd... Dr. Evil.

Seems legit. I think he's probably fine.

[–] ThePantser@sh.itjust.works 11 points 1 month ago

He needs to see Dr. Kevorkian, too bad he died.

[–] Sunschein@piefed.social 5 points 1 month ago

I'm pretty sure it was just Dr. Pepper, but one of the flavors couldn't make it.

[–] Hayduke@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Dr Nick Riviera. “…the red thing’s connected to my - wristwatch. Uh oh”

[–] homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

HI DR. NICK!

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[–] Dultas@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago
[–] BrundleFly2077@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 month ago

Dr. Venture is the one who concerns me the most.

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[–] mgrecca2026@lemmy.zip 16 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] santa@sh.itjust.works 12 points 1 month ago (2 children)
[–] daannii@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

Weekend at bernies

[–] partofthevoice@lemmy.zip 4 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

That ear is in pinnacle condition though. Must be what they’re referring to when they talk about his health. Not a blemish in sight.

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[–] tenchiken@anarchist.nexus 13 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] thesohoriots@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago (2 children)
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[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 12 points 1 month ago

Whatever he's got, I hope it's really painful.

[–] reddig33@lemmy.world 11 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

22 specialists just for checkups. It must be nice to get that kind of medical care in America. Especially for free.

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[–] tamal3@lemmy.world 10 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

I thought it said "Trump assassinated... "

[–] daannii@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

Wishful thinking 😉

[–] Furbag@pawb.social 10 points 1 month ago

Nobody wants their name and medical career attached to this bloated walking corpse.

[–] TryingToBeGood@reddthat.com 9 points 1 month ago (2 children)
[–] jumjummy@lemmy.world 13 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Try not to get any more doctors on the way to the parking lot!

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[–] panda_abyss@lemmy.ca 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] eddanja@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago

They're doing studies to see how he's able to be so healthy.

[–] dizzle18@lemmy.zip 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Seems a bit excessive to have that many doctors present just to tell you you're dead within a year. Maybe they're all there to take bets on what finally takes him out. Will it be his heart? A stroke? Choking on a Big Mac? All of the above?

Definitely going to suffer a massive coronary event in the next 2-3 months I bet. He's actually stressing out because so many hate him, even amongst his former base, he thought a war with Iran would be easy, his own party and base are starting to realize this isn't good. Add in what we've seen and heard of his medical issues, his ticket is about to explode.

[–] bigbangdangler@reddthat.com 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

More doctors than anyone! Everyone is saying it. Thank you for your attention to this matter.

[–] Zaktor@sopuli.xyz 2 points 1 month ago

More doctors at checkups, more dementia tests, and more medical visits than anyone. He truly is the healthiest person there is.

[–] homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago
[–] OhStopYellingAtMe@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago

I hope he dies soon.

[–] green_goglin@thelemmy.club 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

That’s a lot of gynecologists.

[–] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 month ago

Need some for the neckgina.

[–] MehBlah@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

Imaginary physicians.

[–] MartianRecon@lemmus.org 2 points 1 month ago (3 children)

'We're in the Endgame now.'

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