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1. Be nice
Do not make personal attacks against each other, call for violence against anyone, or intentionally antagonize people in the comment sections.
2. Explain incorrect defense articles and takes
If you want to post a non-credible take, it must be from a "credible" source (news article, politician, or military leader) and must have a comment laying out exactly why it's non-credible. Low-hanging fruit such as random Twitter and YouTube comments belong in the Matrix chat.
3. Content must be relevant
Posts must be about military hardware or international security/defense. This is not the page to fawn over Youtube personalities, simp over political leaders, or discuss other areas of international policy.
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No slurs. No advocating for the killing of people or insulting them based on physical, religious, or ideological traits.
5. No politics
We don't care if you're Republican, Democrat, Socialist, Stalinist, Baathist, or some other hot mess. Leave it at the door. This applies to comments as well.
6. No seriousposting
We don't want your uncut war footage, fundraisers, credible news articles, or other such things. The world is already serious enough as it is.
7. No classified material
Classified ‘western’ information is off limits regardless of how "open source" and "easy to find" it is.
8. Source artwork
If you use somebody's art in your post or as your post, the OP must provide a direct link to the art's source in the comment section, or a good reason why this was not possible (such as the artist deleting their account). The source should be a place that the artist themselves uploaded the art. A booru is not a source. A watermark is not a source.
9. No low-effort posts
No egregiously low effort posts. E.g. screenshots, recent reposts, simple reaction & template memes, and images with the punchline in the title. Put these in weekly Matrix chat instead.
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NCD exists to make fun of misinformation, not to spread it. Make outlandish claims, but if your take doesn’t show signs of satire or exaggeration it will be removed. Misleading content may result in a ban. Regardless of source, don’t post obvious propaganda or fake news. Double-check facts and don't be an idiot.
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This article is from a Peter Thiel stooge rag working to try to "coolwash" fascist nonsense. Mike Solana is a tool and the site this screenshot is taken from is well described as, "... simply the house organ for Silicon Valley billionaires." in this article
Even as a joke, don't give these idiots sunlight.
Sir, US bombers have been spotted dropping vagina eggs on nearby villages!
Dear God...
Why the fuck are we asking Gwyneth Paltrow about defense? Is she putting her pussy crystals in bombs?
Probably because she did a little 'tit for tat'
The woman who sold Jade eggs to put in your vagina. Excellent.
Don't forget the $300 candles supposedly scented like her own vaginal discharge.
Who the fuck is gwyneth paltrow and why is she pushing autonomous warfare?
"Charming?"
Hey OP, what are you doing? Go to twitter or reddit if you want to post weird screenshots of "news" without context to provoke a response.
This is silly bullshit. Go away.
Stop being a jackass
Did you even look at what community this is in? Go back to Reddit if you’re going to browse All and blindly comment on everything.
I did. Look at spoiler #2 and #9 in the sidebar.
And broadly, there's just never a credible excuse for screenshots of article headlines without a link to source - even when taking the piss. It's lazy, dishonest and sketchy behavior. Especially when you don't even attempt to have the sources name/logo show in the screenshot.
Boo.
Your comment is more characteristic of Reddit than the post
