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[–] Angryhumanoid@fedinsfw.app 53 points 4 weeks ago (5 children)

I also goon to characters from movies I've never seen! But I have heard nothing but good things about Zootopia.

[–] KoboldCoterie@pawb.social 31 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

If you're gooning to the characters, you'd probably enjoy the movie, to be honest!

[–] Ioughttamow@fedia.io 12 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 6 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

How does their roast beef have bubbles in it?

[–] Rcklsabndn@sh.itjust.works 4 points 4 weeks ago

They were the first restaurant to offer Sparkling Beef on the menu back in the 80s, but they stopped marketing it when the Carbonated Meat fad had run it's course.

They continued to use gas impregnation on their meats when they discovered it allowed large piles of nutritive matter to cook more quickly and evenly, similarly to how the burger patties at Wendy's an and White Castle are partially perforated.

[–] Sexy-Animal-Fucker@thebrainbin.org 13 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

I also goon to Zootopia a lot though I have watched it many times

[–] Zozano@aussie.zone 3 points 4 weeks ago

How have you not watched a movie many times?

[–] WhyIHateTheInternet@lemmy.world 5 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

That post nut clarity is gonna hit hard

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[–] yakko@feddit.uk 48 points 4 weeks ago

My gaming time is limited, unlike my love for bubble butts in fun outfits.

[–] rtxn@lemmy.world 41 points 4 weeks ago

I'd rather be caught watching Fortnite porn than playing Fortnite.

[–] FinjaminPoach@lemmy.world 32 points 4 weeks ago

Mr Incredible staring at the camera, black and white. "Uncanny" meme

"And this guy.... He only started playing the game because he liked gooning to the R34 art so much"

[–] daggermoon@piefed.world 25 points 4 weeks ago (6 children)

2B is hot tho. I ain't playing that game. It's too fucking long.

[–] Gonzako@lemmy.world 15 points 4 weeks ago (9 children)

I personally really enjoyed it. Post nut clarity really helps engage with the philosophic part of the game

[–] errer@lemmy.world 13 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

Hmmm yes I’m feeling particularly philosophical while playing this one

[–] lyralycan@sh.itjust.works 6 points 4 weeks ago

That PVC model butt tho

[–] peteypete420@sh.itjust.works 5 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

The way you described it makes it sound boring

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[–] Prunebutt@slrpnk.net 9 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago) (10 children)

and it looks boring.

It's developed by platinum, so gameplay is anything but boring.

[–] mnemonicmonkeys@sh.itjust.works 5 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] Prunebutt@slrpnk.net 4 points 4 weeks ago (3 children)

A pity you couldn't enjoy it.

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[–] synapse1278@lemmy.world 6 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

This game is NOT boring. Would play even without the hot android up-skirt.

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[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 24 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago) (2 children)

There's more sexy characters in the games I won't like the gameplay of than the games I usually like to play. 🤷‍♂️

Shit, a lot of games I play don't even have people in them. Am I supposed to just goon to rule 34 of machinery?

[–] kartoffelsaft@programming.dev 22 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

There are machines you can goon to:

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 6 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

Where is this dude from, anyway? See him in memes all the time; haven't seen or played whatever he's from.

[–] kartoffelsaft@programming.dev 12 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

Ultrakill, a very stylish boomer shooter. I'd recomend it.

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[–] Lushed_Lungfish@lemmy.ca 19 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

So? I jerk to RL women I've never met also.

[–] spookedintownsville@lemmy.world 5 points 3 weeks ago

Rocket League?

[–] SethTaylor@lemmy.world 18 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

See? Stop judging kids who wear Nirvana t-shirts without knowing it's a band

We're all guilty

[–] peteypete420@sh.itjust.works 7 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

lol that was awhile ago that fad started. And yes I spent like 2 months talking to youngins o you like metallica/nirvanna/greenday thats coo.

And then not understanding why they didnt know what the fuck I was talking about. Dookie is my all time favorite album! Why are you confused about that statement? You didnt know you are wearing a dookie tee shirt?

[–] SethTaylor@lemmy.world 5 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago) (1 children)

Maybe they were just fans of poo

I'm only realizing now how Green Day got a bunch of people to say "I love dookie" with a straight face. Fucking. Hilarious.

[–] architect@thelemmy.club 4 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

And tool got us all to wear shirts with the word tool on it.

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[–] janus2@lemmy.zip 16 points 4 weeks ago (3 children)

I can't really jork it to characters in games and media I enjoy non-hornily. It feels icky to my brain

guess I'll never play Genshin now lol

[–] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 11 points 4 weeks ago (2 children)

I played genshin for like 2 months, trying to figure out what people liked about it. I muted the game to stop the anime noises within the first day, skipped every cutscene by day 2 because the characters’ mannerisms pissed me off, blocked online elements within a week because other players were deeply uninteresting, and hit a hard progress wall within a month of increasingly intermittent playtime. I left after a few weekly boss rushes began to remind me of RuneScape grinding.

Which is to say, you can freely play it. It’s terrible

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[–] Mwa@thelemmy.club 15 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago) (1 children)

sometimes there are some video games the porn is better then the actual game.

[–] IronBird@lemmy.world 9 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

i could probably recognize most genshin characters without ever playing that half-assed game once

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[–] WeLoveCastingSpellz@lemmy.dbzer0.com 12 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago)

Me when people goon to video game characters instead of specifically to me! (Hornyposting)

[–] goodboyjojo@lemmy.world 11 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] protogen420@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 3 weeks ago

as someone who still doesnt not has finnancial means to play most games, I have watched at least 5 times more gameplay videos than actually played games, even indie games like slimerancher 2 just run so poorly on a cheap intel 12th gen laptop, it is great now at least having the oportunity to play some games thankd to finally getting a proper computer and not being stuck with my phone being my only device, but my old habits of watching 5 hours of gameplay of games instead of playing still strong

[–] qualia@lemmy.world 9 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago) (3 children)

I'd never disgrace my first love: Terra from Final Fantasy VI. (Boxy lady!)

[–] mycodesucks@lemmy.world 7 points 4 weeks ago

She's so innocent yet traumatized yet naturally kindhearted...

I couldn't ever imagine gooning to her.

Mog on the other hand...

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[–] MachineFab812@discuss.tchncs.de 9 points 4 weeks ago

I don't goon, I don't like the gameplay for most of them, and I only play trash games on my phone, no-where else. Have you SEEN the install sizes of the mobile versions of these games? I don't think I've seen ONE that didn't leave me wondering why the developers bothered.

When I've got Human Resource Machine, Really Bad Chess, Wordle, Sudoku and more, do I really need 30gb for 2B's enhanced jiggle physics?

[–] vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works 6 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

What else am a going to do? The games I play don't exactly have characters who can easily be gooned to, the fuck am I going to do work it to an M3 Lee and Beep.

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[–] SaharaMaleikuhm@feddit.org 6 points 4 weeks ago

Judge me all you want. I'm too busy jerkin in to care

[–] WhyDoYouThinkThat@lemmy.world 6 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

why does it matter if the gooner never played the game

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 14 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

They're Fake Gooning. It's unethical

[–] WhyDoYouThinkThat@lemmy.world 4 points 4 weeks ago (2 children)

goon gatekeeping should be a cardinal sin

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