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There's more sexy characters in the games I won't like the gameplay of than the games I usually like to play. π€·ββοΈ
Shit, a lot of games I play don't even have people in them. Am I supposed to just goon to rule 34 of machinery?
There are machines you can goon to:
Where is this dude from, anyway? See him in memes all the time; haven't seen or played whatever he's from.
Ultrakill, a very stylish boomer shooter. I'd recomend it.
Itβs so good. Fun, over the top dialogue, a decently implemented story that drives you through the masses of bodies, and the mechanics make you feel like the murder god your character is. And the perfect soundtrack to keep you alive. 0 regrets playing it.
Yes.
holy shit is that the clanker mist