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It's been a week and there's a third worm in there. I think my w***ish worm wife cheated on me. Was going to kill them but I don't know who's to blame and I can't tell them apart.

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[–] Amnesigenic@lemmy.ml 2 points 4 hours ago
[–] ByteFoolish@hexbear.net 3 points 5 hours ago

Do you still love her even though she's a worm?

[–] KnilAdlez@hexbear.net 17 points 16 hours ago* (last edited 16 hours ago)

Why didn't you simply cut your wife in half? Then she could keep herself company, and you would then have two wives when she changes back.

[–] WokePalpatine@hexbear.net 11 points 17 hours ago* (last edited 17 hours ago)

Meanwhile I'm trying to offload these fucking beans on r/badposting since people post about beans so much there but people keep thinking it's a joke.

[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 6 points 16 hours ago

Two Wives White Dragon

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 8 points 17 hours ago (2 children)

You need to get her into Worms Armageddon for the sony playstation.

[–] ashenone@lemmy.ml 11 points 17 hours ago* (last edited 16 hours ago)

If she gets a homing pigeon you're fucked so be warned

[–] WokePalpatine@hexbear.net 6 points 15 hours ago

Not getting dirt on or in my PS1 controller.