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[–] tmyakal@infosec.pub 4 points 4 days ago (1 children)

I have no idea what a Rock Lee is. I thought this horse was Harrison Bergeron.

Rock Lee is anime Harrison Bergeron in a positive way, in that he did it to himself.

[–] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 2 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I’d be more worried that their “horse” has six legs.

that's a person wearing jeans on the opposite side of where the picture is being taken.

[–] sga@piefed.social 2 points 4 days ago

my man rock lee mentioned, lets go!!!

[–] certified_expert@lemmy.world 2 points 4 days ago

~~personal~~

horsenal

[–] Buddahriffic@lemmy.world 2 points 4 days ago

That horse truly knows the fire of youth!

[–] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 1 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Are they referring to the basketball player or the anime character?

The basketball player Rock Lee has no picture on his Wikipedia page and his last year of play was 1982...

I think it's the Naruto character.

[–] UndisturbedPotato@ani.social 0 points 4 days ago

Who else but Kitasan

[–] mathemachristian@hexbear.net -5 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (1 children)

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[–] titanicx@lemmy.zip 3 points 4 days ago (2 children)

Why in the hell would you be puking dude. This horse is supposed to spend the rest of its life having sex. After having a successful career in racing. Which for horses is very very short. Imagine working for like 2 years maybe two and a half years and suddenly you get to have sex like the rest of your life that's your job.

[–] mathemachristian@hexbear.net 0 points 4 days ago (1 children)

It's the difference betweenremoved and sex. Employment and slavery. I'll let you figure it out.

[–] titanicx@lemmy.zip 1 points 4 days ago (1 children)

It's an animal there is no slavery involved.

[–] mathemachristian@hexbear.net -4 points 4 days ago (1 children)

They're owned and traded as property for their labor. That's slavery.

[–] eneff@discuss.tchncs.de -1 points 4 days ago (1 children)

because it's fucked up to hold animals captive and even more fucked up to assign them a duty like this which they are not able to consent to.

[–] titanicx@lemmy.zip 2 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Better that only a handful of horses survive in the wild then. Got it.

[–] eneff@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 4 days ago (1 children)
[–] titanicx@lemmy.zip 2 points 3 days ago (1 children)

So you would want for the destruction of an entire species rather than them being bred and kept as pets and their species growing. Got it You're an asshole.

[–] eneff@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Why would you just presume that continued existence is desirable per se? Don't you think the conditions of this existence matter? I do believe that compared to eternal existence in captivity filled with abuse and lack of freedom, salvation through extinction is the more humane option.

I don't see how that would make me an asshole though.

[–] titanicx@lemmy.zip 2 points 2 days ago

I'm pretty positive that the state that most horses live in as pets is far better than the state most humans are kept in. So I don't really give a shit what your opinion on this is because you got no fucking clue.