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Literally all of these are Felix Biedermann characters
this post was submitted on 28 May 2026
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It reads as a Rick and Morty bit.
I don't think brooks herring exist. They're a saltwater fish.
Hehehe. Best post of the day
But also: Herring isnt a specific fish. It's a type of fish. Although like 99% of herring are atlantic herring which are a saltwater fish, there are anadromous varieties such as river herring and lake herring (Although one of those is technically a salmon i think). I also think there's some totally freshwater varieties but I dont wanna look it up.
Dammit. I did a cursory glance at Wikipedia to check but I guess that wasn't sufficient.
Given that the vast vast majority of herring are just the Atlantic herring, and most other herring are saltwater fish you're correct in all the ways that matter
This joke made me smile.
TORV
Is there some rule about this type of guy needing to have a last name as his first name?
I bet Sleve McDichael could make it on this tour.
Top left is stomp clap hey
Also, TORV
Who out here jackson their perkins?
Vat grown vets
TORV is ackshually acoustic blackened doomcore, but it's functionally indistinguishable from bluegrass-leaning bro country.
The only way you can tell is that his microphone stand is an inverted cross made from a human femur, and when he yells out, "Yee HAW!" what he really means is "hail Satan."
Hell yes TORV I love him! TORV is my favorite! Woooo TORV! 
And they were never violent again.
The ones in a cowboy hat give me the creeps
Jackson Porkins has absolutely taken his second cousin out on a date, murdered her, and buried her body in a cornfield. At least twice.
And Brennan Clements watched the whole thing and won't ever tell a soul.