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Idiocracy has nothing on the modern America
It had a happy ending. That's a world of difference.
I see the turd reich imploding as a happy ending myself
If he's safe watching braindead idiots fight in a cage outside, he doesnt need a ballroom
Thinks he’s ceasar. With ‘gladiators’ fighting in the arena. Wonder if he’ll wear a toga.
Nooo can expose more of that mass to our eyes.
I made similar point this shit is dumb and if he actually attends this event it shows just how safe it is.
Makes me think he going use it for another flase flag attack. So if this happens and he lives then we know finally these are all setups.
What a bunch of fucking losers.
It’s this where Biden is going to come up behind Trump and take him out with a folding chair?
Ultimately, Flamboyantly Cringe
Fucking embarrassing
Any popup events to steal the orange limelight?
Ok but hear me out, next year we gotta get red bull to do some crazy shit where they jump like 10 motorcycles over the white house & then they jump off and land on skateboards before a huge WWE slam down match hell fucking yeah America freedom burger
ok then how about we end all these stupid wars, exploitation, apartheid and genocide. i just want healthcare god dammit
Going all in on the roman empire-esque spectacles.
The US is having an even more humiliating public suicide.
and looks like the US is increasingly opting for circuses without the bread now
Go on America, you know you want to subscribe, deep in your heart. Don’t be afraid.