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If he's safe watching braindead idiots fight in a cage outside, he doesnt need a ballroom
Thinks he’s ceasar. With ‘gladiators’ fighting in the arena. Wonder if he’ll wear a toga.
Nooo can expose more of that mass to our eyes.
I made similar point this shit is dumb and if he actually attends this event it shows just how safe it is.
Makes me think he going use it for another flase flag attack. So if this happens and he lives then we know finally these are all setups.