You should have taken the tour. Not flushed the lavs, used all the tea bags, left the wet coffee spoon in the sugar, turned the fridge off etc.
Ah yes, the subscription. I'd forgotten about that.
But pirates are cool 😉
Sad though this is, I can't help wondering why on earth people are visiting as tourists. Is it because it's edgy? They want to boast to their friends? Now they are dead, someone has to sort out all the issues their murders have caused, and their families and friends are mourning their loss. All for a stamp in a passport.
Oh very yes, and making it all taste like grapefruit FFS!
That is good news.
Cynical me says there's some sort of catch though. They are commiting themselves to sell fewer phones. How else are they going to make their money?
Then again perhaps they are accepting they can't keep going on as they have been.
Fire mission all available!
Who they gonna call?
Not too shabby a result. Meanwhile back at the food bank....
We shouldn't be surprised considering the dates he lived in.
So repair it.
With Linux!