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[–] deathmetaldawgy@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Ok but hear me out, next year we gotta get red bull to do some crazy shit where they jump like 10 motorcycles over the white house & then they jump off and land on skateboards before a huge WWE slam down match hell fucking yeah America freedom burger

ok then how about we end all these stupid wars, exploitation, apartheid and genocide. i just want healthcare god dammit