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[–] goldteeth@lemmy.dbzer0.com 193 points 1 month ago (7 children)

Hey now, let's be clear. Stephen King did not have the clown defeated by a bunch of outcast youths gangbanging in a sewer. That's just patently incorrect. Every single part. No, he had the ancient terror disguised as a clown temporarily banished by summoning an ancient turtle from the dawn of time and engaging It in a battle of wills. Anyone that's actually read the book knows the outcast youth sewer gangbang happens after that and actually has no bearing on the plot whatsoever. Stephen King's not some freak writing a book where the entire plot hinges on a bunch of traumatized kids screwing each other to save the world, no; he's a perfectly normal guy writing about a bunch of traumatized kids screwing each other for no reason at all. Bet you feel real silly now, huh?

[–] SomethingBurger@jlai.lu 129 points 1 month ago (1 children)

What the fuck are you on about? Nothing you said is remotely true, this is a gross misinterpretation of the events depicted in the book.

It's not a gangbang, it's a train. They go one after the other.

[–] massive_bereavement@fedia.io 32 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I thought that in order to be a train they should be connected to each other.

[–] lemming741@lemmy.world 21 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] Jankatarch@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago (4 children)

::: spoiler There is an old painting and a medieval manuscript about this. Gay ottoman erotica from 1700s where everyone forms a circular chain with their dicks and ass

(Tuhfet Ul-Mulk by Shayk Al-misri, 1773)

(This is illustrated version of the Turkish translation from 1400s and there is an older, Arabic version from 1300s according to carbon-dating) ::

[–] schipelblorp@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Add a one-line explanation of what this file represents.

Surprised nobody's volunteered to write the English caption yet.

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[–] mnemonicmonkeys@sh.itjust.works 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

That's the "train position" you're referring to. It's different from "running a train".

Why? I don't know.

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[–] gurty@lemmy.world 38 points 1 month ago

And this was the stuff he got published. I’d dread to read his drafts and unreleased material from that era.

[–] abbadon420@sh.itjust.works 14 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Was there not some time traveling component? Like their future selves had to find each other again and come back ti their childhoods. I thought that was what made the "children having sex" part not as triggering as it sounds,because they were actually adults. Mind you, it's been years since I read the book. I might be misremembering things.

[–] finallymadeanaccount@lemmy.world 31 points 1 month ago (1 children)

So ... adult-minds having sex with children's bodies?

That makes it worse!

[–] Amir@lemmy.ml 27 points 1 month ago (1 children)

"They're actually 900 years old" or something

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[–] paranoia@feddit.dk 10 points 1 month ago

No, it is even more bizarre. They have sex because the group is lost in the sewer and apparently this makes them know where they are, somehow, so they can leave, which they then do. It adds literally nothing to the plot, apart from really shoddy symbolism of growing up.

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[–] Honytawk@discuss.tchncs.de 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I remember it being for the need to destroy their innocence.

Since that attracts these clowns.

[–] JustinTheGM@ttrpg.network 12 points 1 month ago (1 children)

It was actually closer to needing to restore the power of friendship

[–] RamenJunkie@midwest.social 13 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Couldn't they just like... go minigolfing or something?

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[–] Nangijala@feddit.dk 36 points 1 month ago (3 children)

I went into IT with an open mind and was prepared for that scene. Kept thinking that it probably made a lot of sense since many King fans had said it had a very beautiful reason behind it.

Then I get to it. And it's just stupid. Genuinely stupid.

The kids are scared of forgetting each other, because that is the power of IT. It makes people forget as they grow up.

So they want to do something meaningful to remember each other. And Bev is like: y'all can fuck me.

And I am over here like: how are the boys supposed to remember each other if they only fuck you? If that scene was supposed to make a lick of sense, the kids would have an orgy with each other and not just the boys lining up to have sex with one girl.

I can go along with weird and uncomfortable ideas in books if they make sense. In this case, it made no sense. But people either seem to defend it because they just go along with the premise or they defend King because he was high or some shit.

I'm not defending bad storytelling. IT has a lot of cool concepts in it and no one can write about small communities like King can, but I'm not gonna pretend like the kids having sex is some clever narrative device. It's very, very stupid.

I also think the Turtle is goofy af.

[–] TheSlad@sh.itjust.works 27 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Tbh if my first time was a train of my bros all with the same chick, i'd probably remember them for a very long time even without a proper orgy. Though i'd probably remember them all for helping to defeat an eldritch sewer fiend anyways.

Still sounds like a stupid thing to put in a horror story about teenagers though..

[–] jballs@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 month ago (2 children)

What makes it bad is they're not teenagers. They're 11 year olds.

[–] RamenJunkie@midwest.social 5 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

"How could we remeber each other forever?"

"Oh I know, lets all do a childhood trauma!"

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[–] Amnesigenic@lemmy.ml 31 points 1 month ago

I am fairly certain that Stephen King was molested as a child, it's a recurring theme in his work in a way that seems less like an attempt to depict a general/universal fear and way more like he's just working through his own trauma. IT isn't even the best example, he's got a short story called The Library Policeman that is not subtle about it at all. Incedentally, I first read that short story in elementary school, worked better as a stranger danger warning than anything else.

[–] slickgoat@lemmy.world 17 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Cocaine is a hell of a drug...

[–] steeznson@lemmy.world 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Washed down with some Listerine according to his On Writing autobio

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[–] sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml 14 points 1 month ago (1 children)

It would have been so easy to just not write that part. Or her character like that at all tbh

[–] Amnesigenic@lemmy.ml 9 points 1 month ago

It might have been easy for you or I, for King it was an insurmountable struggle

[–] paranoia@feddit.dk 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I went in knowing nothing about the book other than there was a supernatural clown in it. When I read that scene I had to stop, then go online to find an explanation of what the fuck I just read and how it is related to the plot. I was absolutely baffled by the amount of people saying they thought it was fine to have, some people even said it was a good allegory for leaving childhood.

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[–] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 9 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

"And you thought I was fucked up? I didn't have anything to do with that! I just eat children!"

[–] M0oP0o@mander.xyz 8 points 1 month ago

Oh come on use the original.

(also maybe don't do child gang bangs in your books, its a bit weird)

[–] urheber@discuss.tchncs.de 8 points 1 month ago (3 children)
[–] ComfortableRaspberry@feddit.org 59 points 1 month ago (1 children)

There is a scene in the book "It" where the only girl in the friend group decides to have sex with all the others to bring them back together. Down in the sewers.

[–] RamenJunkie@midwest.social 5 points 1 month ago

Also, this friend group is all children. Not teenages of age, or even teenagers of questionable age, children.

[–] kibblebits@quokk.au 23 points 1 month ago (38 children)

The book has child porn in it. A group fuck where they all fuck the girl.

Not joking.

[–] Amnesigenic@lemmy.ml 19 points 1 month ago

Describing it as porn is wildly inaccurate, it's not particularly detailed or explicit and it's not written in a way that even comes close to being erotic

[–] Zetta@mander.xyz 7 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Today I learned everyone with a copy of the book 'It' is in possession of CSAM, and amazon and Barnes and noble are actively and criminally distributing the same material.

Words have meaning.

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[–] burgermeister@sh.itjust.works 12 points 1 month ago (2 children)

The kids defeated the clown by fucking

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