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[–] goldteeth@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 5 minutes ago

Hey now, let's be clear. Stephen King did not have the clown defeated by a bunch of outcast youths gangbanging in a sewer. That's just patently incorrect. Every single part. No, he had the ancient terror disguised as a clown temporarily banished by summoning an ancient turtle from the dawn of time and engaging It in a battle of wills. Anyone that's actually read the book knows the outcast youth sewer gangbang happens after that and actually has no bearing on the plot whatsoever. Stephen King's not some freak writing a book where the entire plot hinges on a bunch of traumatized kids screwing each other to save the world, no; he's a perfectly normal guy writing about a bunch of traumatized kids screwing each other for no reason at all. Bet you feel real silly now, huh?

[–] urheber@discuss.tchncs.de 6 points 1 hour ago (3 children)
[–] kibblebits@quokk.au 16 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

The book has child porn in it. A group fuck where they all fuck the girl.

Not joking.

[–] urheber@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

The fuck who read that shit Stephen is disgusting

[–] kibblebits@quokk.au 10 points 1 hour ago (3 children)

I think a lot of people never saw it coming. He was on a lot of drugs at the time.

That said, in every single book he wrote, he has very elaborate scenes where a person urinates themselves. Every. Single. Book.

[–] urheber@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 5 minutes ago

Why do people love this guy

[–] chemical_cutthroat@lemmy.world 5 points 47 minutes ago (1 children)

I think he actually avoided that in The Stand by having Harold cum on himself.

[–] kibblebits@quokk.au 2 points 37 minutes ago

I’m certain someone did. At least he came on himself and not in a middle school child.

[–] agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works 2 points 44 minutes ago (1 children)

On the one hand, I kinda get the logic. On the other, Stephen no, wtf.

[–] kibblebits@quokk.au 1 points 36 minutes ago

You get the logic… of… peeing or the middle school gang bang to defeat a monster?

[–] ComfortableRaspberry@feddit.org 17 points 1 hour ago

There is a scene in the book "It" where the only girl in the friend group decides to have sex with all the others to bring them back together. Down in the sewers.

[–] burgermeister@sh.itjust.works 11 points 1 hour ago

The kids defeated the clown by fucking

[–] sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 hour ago

It would have been so easy to just not write that part. Or her character like that at all tbh