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[–] Jankatarch@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago (2 children)

::: spoiler There is an old painting and a medieval manuscript about this. Gay ottoman erotica from 1700s where everyone forms a circular chain with their dicks and ass

(Tuhfet Ul-Mulk by Shayk Al-misri, 1773)

(This is illustrated version of the Turkish translation from 1400s and there is an older, Arabic version from 1300s according to carbon-dating) ::

[–] schipelblorp@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Add a one-line explanation of what this file represents.

Surprised nobody's volunteered to write the English caption yet.

[–] wyldrstallyns@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 1 month ago

One might say, they couldn't be arsed.

[–] snoons@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

How the hell is that related? Those lads were merely showing a circle can be made with numerous stiff rods, a precursor to calculus. It has nothing to do with ancient terrors, god-like turtles or traumatized children having a gangbang in a sewer after killing what they thought was a supernatural clown. For shame!

[–] Jankatarch@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

What's a clown master time-pilgrim? Is it in likeness of a jester?

Edit: Wait nvm just read wikipedia page on clowns they go WAY back. And used to be religious?

[–] snoons@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 month ago

Have you ever seen BigTop Burger?