Sushi
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Sushi is like saying "Sandwich"
Unless you hate bread or rice there's probably a kind of sushi or sandwich you'd like.
Avocados in/on anything, except maybe guacamole.Tasteless yet slightly off, melty mush. There was a popular tweet suggesting it tastes like clean penis, I agree (and like them even less), but it's more the texture that doesn't do it for me I guess. And don't get me started on the ethics of them. So I'm happy to boycott, except for the very occasional guacamole default side.
Shrimp. I've had so many different kinds of shrimp, and they all feel disgusting in my mouth. I can't handle it. I'm almost 40 and at this point I've written off shrimp entirely.
I would eat shrimps. If I could.
Cilantro, it ruins everything people decide to put it in.
Caviar.
Many gluten-free alternatives are just awful. I may not have had real cracker or cookie in a decade, but whatever this garbage is, should not be food.
Ok but celiac people all agree with this take. They aren't pretending it tastes good, they just have to eat it.
Edit: It occurs to me that you may be in the aforementioned group yourself and complaining about the outliers.
Raw oysters. They have the texture and salinity of snot
I like oysters. I don't like snots. Let's agree to disagree.
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Black Licorice.
Now listen here you little shit
You can pry black licorice from my cold dead hands
Yes. It's not bad, but it's definitely overrated.
You insulted my Dutch heritage
I'll also insult your Dutch heritage. Black licorice is disgusting.
i flicking love it. even the odd kind from europe with ammonia or somesuch in it. or even just chewing on the root sticks.
careful with the blood pressure though.
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