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[–] LovableSidekick@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Bottled water bought by people whose tap water is perfectly fine (i.e. almost everybody who buys it).

[–] architect@thelemmy.club 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I don’t trust the tap water. I get vindicated since they said they were going to add more poison to it the other day. Also flint. Fuck that shit.

[–] LovableSidekick@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

They just add more poison? In my day we had to ASK for more poison - and there was a wait list as long as your arm. Kids today...

[–] tamal3@lemmy.world 0 points 1 month ago (1 children)

But have you tried triple-double-reverse-ozmosis-hydrogenated-oxegenated Le Bleu?

It's actually delicious. I wish it weren't, and I try not to drink too much of it, but it feels hydrating in a way that my tap water does not.

[–] Rooster326@programming.dev 3 points 1 month ago (2 children)
[–] collapse_already@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 month ago

It's what plants crave.

[–] MeThisGuy@feddit.nl 0 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] Rooster326@programming.dev 1 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

Yes. They add "minerals" for taste but mostly salt.

Also it sells more water bottles. Makes you thirst sooner

[–] tamal3@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

You think the secret to this delicious water is salt? I'll try anything... but I'm doubtful.