this post was submitted on 17 May 2026
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It's fake (hexbear.net)
submitted 2 days ago by HarryLime@hexbear.net to c/memes@hexbear.net
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[–] MrShankles@reddthat.com 4 points 1 day ago

Peeing feels good, no matter how you make it come out

[–] Ildsaye@hexbear.net 18 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

Proud to be on the only platform where we're free to post the truth no matter how many snowflakes get triggered

[–] eldavi@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

i think there's be revolution in the streets if i were honest with the community bottoms about how many fake orgasms i have with them. lol

[–] Ildsaye@hexbear.net 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

All of your orgasms have been fake. You've been played for an absolute fool.

[–] eldavi@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

pity; a lot of them are really convincing. lol

and really really messy. rofl

[–] Ildsaye@hexbear.net 0 points 1 day ago (1 children)

The details of your potty accidents do not interest me

[–] eldavi@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 day ago

Nor should they be! Lol

They certainly aren't to me either -- I consider myself fortune that the community bottoms engage in thorough douching beforehand. Lol

[–] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 19 points 2 days ago (3 children)

sperm is stored in the balls? don't be ridiculous

[–] NephewAlphaBravo@hexbear.net 11 points 2 days ago

cum is stored in the capitol building

[–] kittenzrulz123@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 2 days ago

thats where piss is stored

[–] HiImThomasPynchon@hexbear.net 5 points 2 days ago

Yeah we all know sperm is stored at the scene of the crime

[–] AstroStelar@hexbear.net 6 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

IT'S PISS!? .....................NOOOOOO...

[–] Thordros@hexbear.net 7 points 2 days ago

eggman-announcement

[–] P1d40n3@hexbear.net 4 points 2 days ago

I feel... peen kelly