Meanwhile, Kevin:
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I hope they aren't paying to take care of someone's dog.
It's probably a deal where you're getting a room in someone else's house for very cheap but they still live there.
Yeah this. It's funny because IIRC that was the original point of AirBnB; like renting a bed in someone's house.
It was and it was awesome. They were there in the property, so they could give you the low down of the area and make recommendations. Generally awesome friendly people, as you kinda have to be to let strangers stay in your place.
Also they would just clean the place like normal people when you left, not needing to hire cleaners like a small illegal hotel business for property investors.
ok that's great and all but
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Stayed at house in Colorado where the guy would make drinks and food for the multiple groups staying there. He invited us to have some barbecue and he fed his chickens while we chilled in his backyard.
What a different experience that is to these F tier hotel rooms.
That's what a normal b&b is. A Bed & Breakfast means they make you the breakfast.
BnB means Bed and Breakfast. And, yes, originally a "bed and breakfast" was renting a room in someone's house, and they made breakfast for you in the morning before you left.
Agreed, but on the flip side I hope that somebody was taking care of the dog. People do that? Just leave pets in their bnb with strangers?
Most airbnbs that I've stayed at were also occupied by the people who owned the place. It's been a while since I've booked one, but that used to be the default. The most privacy you'd ever really see was a separate entrance to your part of the house. Usually you'd just go in through the front door and sleep in the guest bedroom next to the homeowner's master bedroom.
It's probably in the garden on a leash or something and will try to hump all the moving things
This is exactly why I advocate for human names for dogs.
I want more dog names for people.
"Excuse me, Scruffy? Scruffy Jones? Doctor Sprinkles will see you now."
Boilers and toilets, toilets and boilers.
And if course that one boiling toilet. Fire me ifn ya dare.
It's all discrimination I tell you!
A small dog crawls in unsuspecting girl's bed and it's all cute and funny and hahahah and aaawww of course he can stay
But if I do that, its all screaming and all of the sudden police has to get involved
Discrimination, i tell ya!
Adult-themed Animorph books would kill.
Isn't that the werewolf part of Twilight?
Ha ha ha. Kevin is the only sort of dude I would sleep in the same bed with.
Be careful. He's been known to make entire families disappear.
Kevin is a Great Dane with restless legs and he farts all nights.
I mean, you've basically described me minus the great Dane part.
Eh, I've slept with worse...
No one is perfect.
I am guessing this is from some distant past?
No, it's clearly from this year. OP is a time traveler.