this post was submitted on 15 May 2026
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Shitty Ask Lemmy

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[–] southsamurai@sh.itjust.works 2 points 18 hours ago

Lick everything to mark it as mine.

Including other players

[–] turtlesareneat@piefed.ca 2 points 18 hours ago

Well you run like hell and you try to stay away from any mirrors and you hide really well until morning

[–] wizardbeard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 23 hours ago

Lie to the toddlers about the rules so I always win

[–] actionjbone@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 day ago

Eat all the candy

[–] folaht@lemmy.ml 2 points 21 hours ago

Avoid contracting polio.

[–] Jimbabwe@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

Try to stay awake

Drugs before you start playing

[–] burgermeister@sh.itjust.works 1 points 23 hours ago
[–] bunkyprewster@startrek.website 1 points 23 hours ago

Stay away from Plumpy!!!