Have you got your eggs yet?
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this post was submitted on 12 May 2026
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Scammed! Thanks for the hundred bucks, suckers!
Rump, my favorite president
Coincidentally, eggs are cheaper now, at least in my part of the country. That was one thing that certain people hyper focused on in the month(s) leading up to the 2024 election.
Eggs got cheap again because the Cheeto Turd did nothing. Doing anything is what makes things worse.
Release of all Epstein files? No, no, no, he said release of all Epstein ‘philes, and he did such a good job of it none of them ever got imprisoned in the first place
Epsteinphiles, as in people who have a fetish on Epstein
Ah you missed the bottom panel that should have said "libs owned"
Fell for it again (literally), we see
Exactly why I want to move out if the country
You wont regret it!!
(Unless you move to Russia, but good god don't do that please)
As an American, Mexico looks like a good place to call home.
Fucking do it!!
Y’know, as a Texan who’s never been, it really does seem like if anyone’s gonna move to Mexico now looks to be a good time. I’ll gladly eat tacos for the rest of my days (as if I’m not already doing so).
They would be better tacos. Texmex worst mex.
Get that oaxacan good good.
American fat fucks should fix most of their problems at once.
Can't wait for the MAGA cultists to offer up their 8 year olds to be cum dumpsters for the Trump family in exchange for moldy bread.
Lol I forgot about the $2000 tariff rebate thing.