"How long are your guts?" is pretty raunchy if you're using the back door. Doubting your physical compatibility is a level of brag that inspires fantasy smut.
this post was submitted on 12 May 2026
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“What size
is your skin?”
One size fits all, baby gurl(?)
Yo, you got skin?
Webuyskin.com was a risky visit but it paid off
Everybody’s luck runs out eventually.
"How many bones are in your body?"
"Would you like one more?"
Legit had people in uni who thought human males have a penis bone
During a dissection of a rat at university, we had to dissect out the urinary papilla
The instructions were: "in the female rat, this can be found in the clitoral region"
A young lady beside me looked at me, completely lost, and said "where's that?"
My heart broke for her
Lots of women thought humans have a baculum, because of the term "boner", but I've found that more common in the US rather than my home of NZ
Oh, yeah, that's kinda sad
Why did I read that like a capital one commercial?
"How many bones are in your body?" and then some viking yells "wanna bet?" before a bowl of petunias hits him on the head then a whale lands on him at terminal (in every sense of the word) velocity. The splat can be heard all around flat earth
The average human has 206 bones in their body. We could double that tonight 😉
On average, mammals have more than 1 skeleton in their body.
The average man has less than one penis.
The average cis woman has more than one vagina.
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How long are your guts?
are your guts... how long are your guts?
I really need to know
'cos we're livin' in a world of fools
trapped in their skin
when they all should set it free
your guts belong to me
He just wants to know if he's gonna hit those guts when he bones you.
I dunno, "How long are your guts?" sounds pretty hot
Y'all assuming that only guy skeletons DTF with no game.
That might be a really nerdy woman skeleton.
I can say with some certainty, that skeleton is female. based entirely on bullshit and the size of the pelvic bone. the girdle is wide and the inner pelvic cavity is wide and round.
that is a really nerdy female skeleton.
What are the defenses of the overworld?