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[–] Hexamerous@hexbear.net 37 points 5 days ago (2 children)

So when HE writes that the U.S. “suffered a total defeat” in Iran that has no precedent in U.S. history and can “neither be repaired nor ignored,” it’s the functional equivalent of Ronald McDonald telling you the burgers aren’t great: it means the burgers really, really aren't great.

When talking to Americans, you have to get down to their level and use words they understand.

[–] SexUnderSocialism@hexbear.net 28 points 5 days ago

Explaining total defeat to an American: imagine a shitty burger..

[–] SocialistVibes01@lemmy.ml 18 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (1 children)

On burgers, avoid using fractions to express quantities too.

[–] miz@hexbear.net 9 points 5 days ago

quarter pounder

cat-confused

[–] miz@hexbear.net 21 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

If whoever wrote this reads this: you spend way too much time jerking yourself off over how you totally said the words before kagan

[–] BelieveRevolt@hexbear.net 11 points 5 days ago

I opened this article just to see who the chief warmonger was. I had a few options in mind.

[–] gayspacemarxist@hexbear.net 10 points 5 days ago

Checkmate huh? Now for my next move...

[–] Infamousblt@hexbear.net 9 points 5 days ago

Did we all seriously have to wake up and choose violence today?

[–] ProgAimerGirl@hexbear.net -3 points 5 days ago (1 children)
[–] yogthos@lemmygrad.ml 24 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (1 children)

People doing LLM witch hunts really need to find a new hobby, It is incredibly exhausting to have every discussion derailed by somebody braying about LLMs because they saw an em dash or a list. Comment on the content and on the topic instead of just adding vapid noise to the discussion.

[–] ProgAimerGirl@hexbear.net -2 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (1 children)

wow what a deeply rude thing to say, to imply i'm a fucking waste with no good things to do but piss you off deliberately

you suck

edit: your edits

braying

oh so i'm a fucking donkey?

vapid

and a mindless self-centered bitch too, i guess

[–] yogthos@lemmygrad.ml 21 points 5 days ago

You know what else is deeply rude, running around and adding noise to discussions that has nothing to do with the topic, and to accuse people of being LLMs with no basis. Seems like the mindless self-centered removed might be in the mirror.