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"Our 25-year-old son and 27-year-old daughter are both back living at home..." "We don't want to hear our adult children having sex..." 
Folgers commercial reference
Alabama?
muffled Sweet Home Alabama starts playing
I know it's worded weird and I thought the same thing, bro and sis republican wet dream.
One article later : why young people don't breed we need slaves and soldiers 
Just do the it*lian thing where you add another story to your house and your adult son form his own family there.
You still hear him fuck tho.
Or sacrifice some backyard for another house where you might still hear them fuck but in that case you should be proud of either their prowess or your hearing ability at your age
Could be one of these houses typical of Roma architecture. Shoutout @rozako@hexbear.net who showed us these things a few years ago, I miss her posts!
Very similar to modern chinese rural houses, same logic of multiple generations under the same roof
Yeah, works wonderfully especially if each generation is averaging less than 3 children and in-laws are cool to move in.
Oh the HOA won't allow any of that
Ah the wonders of living in the freest country ever
"I hate the idea of my offspring having sex" is a special level of derangement that gets way too much societal approval.
Is it prudish not to want to hear your family members doing it though?
From a historical perspective the disgust over family having sex (and over bodily functions in general) is a shockingly recent development (only develops with bourgeois society and its large houses and individual beds and rooms). Before then, parents would often have sex in the same room or even the same bed as the children were sleeping
I'm pretty sure that's a socially transmitted preference and not an innate one. There is some level of hypocrisy (and also alienation) involved when people observe sex on film but are revulsed by observing it in everyday life.
If someone broadly prefers lower levels of noise, strawbale insulation can do some amazing things.
fucking lol
OK, this sounds weird but it's not like we're squeamish prudes or anything! It's just, he's still in his racecar bed...and he makes engine revving noises and references to Cars during...
Back in my day, parents would CHEER ON their children to establish dominance over their partners. What happened to society? 
People who are hoarding wealth and people who are suffering the consequences are usually different people.
Till the wheels fall off the racecar bed