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[–] NGC2346@sh.itjust.works 4 points 6 days ago

Ok so other people have this ? I thought it was just me, and it stresses me out when it happens, which leads to more of these weird sting like sensations..

It feels good to know we're not alone. Have a good day everyone.

[–] ArcaneSlime@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 6 days ago
[–] davetortoise@reddthat.com 2 points 6 days ago

If you have recurring slight chest pain, it is by far most likely to be harmless, but you lose very little by getting it checked out, in contrast to potentially losing everything by not getting it checked out. Don't worry, but don't ignore it!

[–] Crystalbound@lemmy.world 71 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (3 children)

But sometimes, it just does that for the last time

[–] lennee@lemmy.world 30 points 1 week ago (1 children)

yeah but not this time... i hope

[–] danc4498@lemmy.world 20 points 1 week ago (2 children)

The last time it did that was not the last time. I can confirm.

[–] The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world 26 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Every time it has happened hasn't been the last time, so statistically it's guaranteed to always be nothing, right?

[–] boydster@sh.itjust.works 12 points 1 week ago

I plan on continuing to live forever from the day I was born, and so far, I'm on track!

[–] chemical_cutthroat@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Statistically, the guarantee there will be a "last time" means that every time it isn't the "last time" your chance of the next one being the "last time" increase... So, you know, don't freak out or anything because that increases the chances of the next time happening sooner.

[–] danc4498@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

The number of times it is going happen is constantly going down.

There’s no actual guarantee there will be a morbid last time with random chest pains. It could be more like the last time you burned a CD; uneventful and not really noteworthy.

Technically, heart problems only kill like..

Oof looking up those stats was depressing..

Heart disease deaths as of 2022 account for only 24% of all deaths though! So your chances of death by heart problem aren’t actually super high, especially if you don't have existing heart problems! Yay! Its probably just a panic attack! Or gas!

The share of heart attacks as a subset of all cardiovascular disease deaths is also down, but deaths from things like hypertension are way way up, relatively, so take your meds if you have them, get your exercise, eat the veggies, do the health things.

It's worked for me so far, so yeah I'd say so 👍

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[–] Evil_Shrubbery@thelemmy.club 5 points 1 week ago

Either way a win.

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[–] BluJay320@lemmy.blahaj.zone 61 points 1 week ago (4 children)

The mild chest pain causes anxiety, which causes more chest pain, which causes more anxiety, which causes more chest pain, which causes more anxiety, and on and on until full blown panic attack and the whole time it feels like you’re dying

It’s great :)

[–] Canonical_Warlock@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 1 week ago (1 children)

A friend of my dads had a similar issue but it was caused by his internal defibrillator. The new ones are supposed to be better but back in the day aparently internal defibrillators kicked hard when they went off and this guy dreaded it every time which would cause him to panic until his heart rate spiked enough to set it off. He would feel his heart starting to speed up and he would start getting anxious about the defib going off which would make his heart rate spike more which would make him more anxious and that cycle would continue until the defib went off and basically hard reset him.

He took "have you tried turning it off and on again?" too seriously

Oh hey, been there before.

[–] mechoman444@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

And you've convinced yourself you're having a heart attack.

It's a wonderful experience.

[–] tanteregenbogen@piefed.eurocomsocial.de 3 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Been there too. It sucks. Luckily now I have stuff that helps me.

Is it more coffee? I think the answer is more coffee.

[–] A_Random_Idiot@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

What'd you find?

I still havent found fuck all that helps with my chest pains.

[–] tanteregenbogen@piefed.eurocomsocial.de 3 points 1 week ago (5 children)

With me it was generalized anxiety disorder and anxiolytics help. With me simply St. John's Wort extract helped. There is a warning that it makes some people more sensitive to the sun though. Otherwise, you'd have to see which anxiolytics are out there that don't cause too many side effects and don't interact with pre-existing meds you may already take.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anxiolytic

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[–] truthfultemporarily@feddit.org 30 points 1 week ago (2 children)
[–] lime@feddit.nu 9 points 1 week ago

oh fun! a new thing i can describe to doctors and they can note down as 🤷

[–] Shrubbery@piefed.social 6 points 1 week ago

Treatment is typically reassurance

Translation: "Have a cup of cement and harden up."

[–] OrteilGenou@lemmy.world 26 points 1 week ago

One of my colleagues had an issue with a pectoral muscle that caused it to cramp often. He would massage it when it cramped up. Purely a physical issue with the muscle. One day he caused a minor stir in the cafeteria at a client site as he grimaced and clenched his chest. My colleagues and I had some explaining to do, since by all appearances there were three people telling a person in cardiac distress that he should just rub some tiger balm on it and suck it up, like a man.

[–] village604@adultswim.fan 21 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Luckily I'm aware mine is from arthritis in my sternum.

Unluckily, I have arthritis in my sternum.

[–] The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I had no idea that was even possible!

[–] village604@adultswim.fan 10 points 1 week ago

Yeah, where your ribs attach is technically a joint. I had a fall as a kid that tore all kinds of shit in my chest, and 15 years later it started flaring up occasionally.

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 15 points 1 week ago (1 children)

If it were serious, I'd know. There's no reason to get everyone worried over literally nothing. It barely even stopped beating.

[–] turtlesareneat@piefed.ca 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Floating up towards a white light and seeing your ancestors is a common symptom of gas

Could be prangnetcy

[–] Murse@slrpnk.net 10 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Chest pain kicks in: Oh fuck today's the day, aaarrrrgh--

Chest pain subsides: Oh. Well then. finishes my Monster and gets back to work

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[–] henfredemars@infosec.pub 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)

This happens for me because of trapped gas. Try getting up, doing some stretches.

[–] The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I think this is sometimes the cause for me too.

[–] AWistfulNihilist@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I would get on a regular antacid and see if that helps. As I age my acid reflux has been morphing into gerd and the generalized chest pain is random and terrifying but solvable with some tums.

[–] faultyproboscus@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 week ago (1 children)

As someone who used to have acid reflux that was morphing into GERD, changing my diet completely eliminated it. Low-carb works for me- also I'm mildly allergic to clove.

I guess this post is more for anyone else reading - if you have acid reflux, try figuring out which foods give you acid reflux first. It may require a radical change in diet. If you've done that and still have acid reflux, then take the medication.

[–] AWistfulNihilist@lemmy.world 1 points 6 days ago

That's the real problem, I like not having to worry about what I'm eating or drinking more than I'm discomforted by the results, I'm sure that balance will change at some point.

[–] Asafum@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Been me for the last few days tbh. It feels like I'm on the cusp of having a panic attack, but it doesn't come full on.

Just so happened to have a dr appointment the other day already lined up and everything checked out ok so idk. It just does that sometimes I guess lol

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[–] AstralPath@lemmy.ca 6 points 1 week ago

"Angine de Poitrine" do be like that.

I love that they named their band after chest pain. Lmfao

[–] WagnasT@piefed.world 4 points 1 week ago

Costochondritis acting up means it's about to rain

[–] RollingZeppelin@piefed.ca 4 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)
[–] Evil_Shrubbery@thelemmy.club 3 points 1 week ago

It's not just one thing.

Moods can affect the heart directly.

Ever heart defects can be felt decades before they get serious.

Or could be something from the sound spine that feels like it's from the chest?

[–] mechoman444@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

I have two herniated discs in my neck which replicate the symptoms of a heart attack. I'm told it's superficial. 🤷

Why are you so superficial?

Just muscles / tendons / organs getting a little tangled usually

[–] davidgro@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

Don't forget the side one, also just happens.

[–] Johnmannesca@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

Feeling a mix of the last two in my cranky panky

[–] chocrates@piefed.world 2 points 1 week ago

Timely, I can't take deep breaths all of a sudden without discomfort. Glad to hear I can ignore it

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