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Wheatley
Would somehow complete the opposite of the project and then set it on fire
Or Cave Johnson, Wheatley was just designed to make bad decisions. Cave did it out of hubris.
For this next test, we put nanoparticles in the gel. In layman's terms, that's a billion little gizmos that are gonna travel into your bloodstream and pump experimental genes and RNA molecules and so forth into your tumors.
If you came here for the experiment on injecting Mantis DNA, well I have some good news and some bad news. The bad news is we'll be stopping that experiment. Indefinitely. The good news is that we have a much better test for you: fighting an army of Mantis men. Pick up a rifle and follow the green line! You'll know when the test starts.
My first thought exactly! :D
The farmer from Stardew Valley.
Tap for spoiler
Yes, I mean you. <3
Gordon Freeman. He just fucking suuuucks at communicating.
I don’t think I could work with Navi’s attention seeking behaviours.
"Hey, listen!"
Navi was never really that bad in game.
Fi on the other hand....
The cat from Stray. Because cat. Fuck your notes. I fits I sits!
But also the best. Because cat. :3
Kane from C&C would turn the arts&crafts group project into a cult of personality hellbent on world domination.
We can hear you fine Mario, but our princess is on another zoom call.
Any of the krogan from Mass Effect. They'd just head-butt anyone who disagrees with them. Saving grace: head-butt them first and gain their respect.\
Talking about the really big reptilian dudes who look like they couldn't exist outside of their armor.
Dandelion from the Witcher. He'd spend all his time flirting with every woman in the room, fuck with everything anyone accomplishes and ruin in, you'd have to spend all your time fixing his mistakes, probably have to rescue him from royally pissing off the person who is grading your work, and in the end he'd take credit for the entire project and claimed that you were the one who fucked up.
Heimskr
Claptrap from Borderlands.
Max from Sam and Max (Sam would be good tho).
Solid Snake would never stop asking stupid questions.
Solid Snake.
He'd just stealth-off under a box, instead of doing his group part.