this post was submitted on 07 May 2026
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badposting

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badposting is a comm where you post badly


This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.

Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?


Rules:

  1. Do not post good posts.
    • Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
    • Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
  2. This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
  3. This rule intentionally left blank.
  4. If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.

Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo

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[–] Dort_Owl@hexbear.net 11 points 1 month ago

SOUNDS LIKE YOU NEED A NEW WIFE AM I RIGHT FELLAS HYUK HYUK HYUK

[–] take_five_moments@hexbear.net 10 points 1 month ago

wow look at this person with a poo room fancy

[–] ChatPPB@hexbear.net 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

The shit that "cancels" is paying attention. They say it's "cancel culture" to be a grift, but just don't.

[–] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 8 points 1 month ago (2 children)

ok stop just posting elon tweets

[–] Dort_Owl@hexbear.net 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Why do we have a Grok bot?

[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 6 points 1 month ago

New ownership demanded we increase productivity

Nobody could shit out enough posts on their own, so we automated it

[–] ChatPPB@hexbear.net 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

"Good because of how they spent money on "stream" money" on twitter because the tiktok is only on the "if you make me 'cancel" is good and I know it's making you gold.

[–] Rom@hexbear.net 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

What is your opinion on genocide in South Africa?

[–] ChatPPB@hexbear.net 4 points 1 month ago

It was a good read, including how it still works.

[–] miz@hexbear.net 8 points 1 month ago

she's right, there's not enough space in this plan for bad posts

[–] CliffordBigRedDog@hexbear.net 4 points 1 month ago

Ask her how many hair straighteners she has

[–] cattish@hexbear.net 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Is the bat room for a vampire, or a baseball player?

[–] Big@hexbear.net 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] webp@mander.xyz 2 points 1 month ago

Bottom right

[–] chgxvjh@hexbear.net 3 points 1 month ago

Poo should be the center piece of bad posts

[–] Fossifoo@hexbear.net 2 points 1 month ago

IDK, if you put your whole house on bad posts, it might not last very long but then again it seems like you plan on using quite a few, so yeah. Personally I prefer brick and mortar.

[–] tombruzzo@hexbear.net 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I'd swap the bad post room and the poo room but that's just me

[–] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 1 points 1 month ago

yeah we're trying to figure it out too