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badposting

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badposting is a comm where you post badly


This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.

Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?


Rules:

  1. Do not post good posts.
    • Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
    • Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
  2. This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
  3. This rule intentionally left blank.
  4. If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.

Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo

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[–] Dort_Owl@hexbear.net 11 points 2 weeks ago

SOUNDS LIKE YOU NEED A NEW WIFE AM I RIGHT FELLAS HYUK HYUK HYUK

[–] take_five_moments@hexbear.net 10 points 2 weeks ago

wow look at this person with a poo room fancy

[–] ChatPPB@hexbear.net 8 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

The shit that "cancels" is paying attention. They say it's "cancel culture" to be a grift, but just don't.

[–] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 8 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

ok stop just posting elon tweets

[–] Dort_Owl@hexbear.net 6 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Why do we have a Grok bot?

[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 6 points 2 weeks ago

New ownership demanded we increase productivity

Nobody could shit out enough posts on their own, so we automated it

[–] ChatPPB@hexbear.net 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

"Good because of how they spent money on "stream" money" on twitter because the tiktok is only on the "if you make me 'cancel" is good and I know it's making you gold.

[–] Rom@hexbear.net 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

What is your opinion on genocide in South Africa?

[–] ChatPPB@hexbear.net 4 points 2 weeks ago

It was a good read, including how it still works.

[–] miz@hexbear.net 8 points 2 weeks ago

she's right, there's not enough space in this plan for bad posts

[–] CliffordBigRedDog@hexbear.net 4 points 2 weeks ago

Ask her how many hair straighteners she has

[–] cattish@hexbear.net 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Is the bat room for a vampire, or a baseball player?

[–] Big@hexbear.net 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] webp@mander.xyz 2 points 2 weeks ago

Bottom right

[–] chgxvjh@hexbear.net 3 points 2 weeks ago

Poo should be the center piece of bad posts

[–] Fossifoo@hexbear.net 2 points 2 weeks ago

IDK, if you put your whole house on bad posts, it might not last very long but then again it seems like you plan on using quite a few, so yeah. Personally I prefer brick and mortar.

[–] tombruzzo@hexbear.net 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I'd swap the bad post room and the poo room but that's just me

[–] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 1 points 2 weeks ago

yeah we're trying to figure it out too