Brace still rizzed him pretty good. Elon should still let him hit
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How does he have money? I still don't understand how he's somehow worth more than most countries and he sells almost nothing.
His cars barely sell better than your average Ford model, his Internet is literally bleeding money and is basically just Hughes Net with Gamer™ aesthetics. His rockets are doing okay, but I legit don't know how that's really making money. Their primary client is the US government, but it's not like the space program has ever been worth a Trillion dollars. Twitter is another loss leader, which means he's actually losing money on most of his ventures.
I'm convinced that he's just the bourgeois sacrificial lamb, they're pumping him up and allowing him to control things because he is the perfect flandsrized embodiment of the tech fascism that they crave. When things go south, they can burn him and likely salvage a lot of the fascist systems that he helped put in place. Same as Trump.
I need history books to capture how sad he was. He has more money than anyone else in history, for two decades he built an international cult around himself saving the world and exploring space, and all he wants to do is post on twitter pretending to be his dad pretending to be his mom so that someone pretends to love him.
He's an appropriately even more wretched Gatsby for the 21st century lol
Definitely on board to refer to him as "the Shit Gatsby" from now on.
What was that tweet calling him out for being empty and never posting about anything that makes him human and relatable, no spontaneous joy like talking about his favorite song or a nice picture of the ocean or whatever. Just a husk...
I think the whole "billionaires are secretly miserable" is just cope, except when it comes to Elon.
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