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[–] happybadger@hexbear.net 22 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I need history books to capture how sad he was. He has more money than anyone else in history, for two decades he built an international cult around himself saving the world and exploring space, and all he wants to do is post on twitter pretending to be his dad pretending to be his mom so that someone pretends to love him.

[–] KimJongFun@hexbear.net 20 points 1 week ago (2 children)

He's an appropriately even more wretched Gatsby for the 21st century lol

[–] Hexamerous@hexbear.net 6 points 1 week ago

What was that tweet calling him out for being empty and never posting about anything that makes him human and relatable, no spontaneous joy like talking about his favorite song or a nice picture of the ocean or whatever. Just a husk...

I think the whole "billionaires are secretly miserable" is just cope, except when it comes to Elon.

billionaire-tears

[–] Speaker@hexbear.net 4 points 1 week ago

Definitely on board to refer to him as "the Shit Gatsby" from now on.