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Literally, my brain is flooded with Dr. Evil upon seeing lasers and sharks in the same sentence. I can't think about anything else until i look away.
I have a gun in my room. Give me five seconds, I'll come back and blow their brains out.
You just don't get it do you Scott?
Fricken laserbeams
Beat me to it. Respect.
Even sharks deserve a warm meal
EXACTLY what I thought
Frickin' laser beams!
Fun entirely tangentially related fact, if you want a fun disposable email for random online services you'll never use again, try https://www.sharklasers.com/ !
That shark does not look happy
That’s clearly a juvenile tree shark
Landshark.
knock, knock .. "Candygram!"
Ok.....but that actually soundsreally really cool!
Pew pew
If they get the reference, they pass
doctors (of research, not the evil kind).
I'm sure the folks at Unit 731 told themselves the same thing.
(This is a joke.)