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badposting

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badposting is a comm where you post badly


This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.

Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?


Rules:

  1. Do not post good posts.
    • Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
    • Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
  2. This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
  3. This rule intentionally left blank.
  4. If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.

Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo

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[–] Speaker@hexbear.net 2 points 4 hours ago

The Eagle's Nest

[–] lurker_supreme@hexbear.net 13 points 9 hours ago
[–] SchillMenaker@hexbear.net 7 points 9 hours ago

The Langolier

[–] Assian_Candor@hexbear.net 6 points 9 hours ago

The Queensguard

[–] EstraDoll@hexbear.net 13 points 12 hours ago

That's a kiwi

[–] UmbraVivi@hexbear.net 9 points 11 hours ago

The "Not Sneaking Food Into The Theater"

[–] kristina@hexbear.net 11 points 12 hours ago* (last edited 12 hours ago)

BASED and KILLER

Also it's an Afro, but since it's a white lady maybe it's a Caucaso

[–] Lemmyglad@hexbear.net 7 points 11 hours ago
[–] xijinpingist@hexbear.net 6 points 11 hours ago

Van de Graf generator

[–] FnordPrefect@hexbear.net 9 points 12 hours ago

The Lucille (Ball Is Life)

[–] ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml 3 points 9 hours ago
[–] LeeeroooyJeeenkiiins@hexbear.net 8 points 12 hours ago

vegan beaverskin hat

[–] tocopherol@hexbear.net 4 points 10 hours ago* (last edited 10 hours ago)

"I'm going to a b-ball game I want to be festive do it up like a b-ball"

[–] pr06lefs@lemmy.ml 8 points 12 hours ago
[–] Dort_Owl@hexbear.net 8 points 12 hours ago (1 children)
[–] isame@hexbear.net 4 points 8 hours ago

I was going to say, that's no hair style. That's @Dort_Owl@hexbear.net taking a nap.

[–] TankieTanuki@hexbear.net 5 points 11 hours ago* (last edited 11 hours ago)
Spaceballs: The Haircut

Edit: Damn, @SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net beat me to it sicko-wistful

[–] magnetosphere@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 11 hours ago
[–] culpritus@hexbear.net 6 points 12 hours ago

The Master of Tribbles

[–] miz@hexbear.net 7 points 12 hours ago* (last edited 12 hours ago) (1 children)

walked into the salon and said "gimme the ushanka"

[–] Maeve@kbin.earth 4 points 10 hours ago

I'm sorry, it's too tall.

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 6 points 12 hours ago

The Spaceballs Helmet

[–] GeckoChamber@hexbear.net 5 points 11 hours ago* (last edited 11 hours ago) (1 children)

That's the Unity Fur Shader

[–] YoSoySnekBoi@kbin.earth 7 points 11 hours ago

Best comment right here

[–] derry@midwest.social 5 points 12 hours ago

The tribble

[–] Evil_Shrubbery@thelemmy.club 4 points 11 hours ago
[–] anotherspinelessdem@lemmy.ml 5 points 12 hours ago

The Frunkle

[–] TrustedFeline@hexbear.net 2 points 10 hours ago
[–] Athena5898@hexbear.net 3 points 11 hours ago

A capybara?

[–] came_apart_at_Kmart@hexbear.net 3 points 11 hours ago

The Dignitarian