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badposting is a comm where you post badly


This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.

Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?


Rules:

  1. Do not post good posts.
    • Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
    • Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
  2. This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
  3. This rule intentionally left blank.
  4. If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.

Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo

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[–] Speaker@hexbear.net 1 points 56 minutes ago

The Eagle's Nest

[–] lurker_supreme@hexbear.net 13 points 6 hours ago
[–] SchillMenaker@hexbear.net 7 points 6 hours ago

The Langolier

[–] Assian_Candor@hexbear.net 6 points 6 hours ago

The Queensguard

[–] ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml 3 points 6 hours ago
[–] EstraDoll@hexbear.net 13 points 8 hours ago

That's a kiwi

[–] UmbraVivi@hexbear.net 9 points 8 hours ago

The "Not Sneaking Food Into The Theater"

[–] Lemmyglad@hexbear.net 7 points 7 hours ago
[–] kristina@hexbear.net 11 points 8 hours ago* (last edited 8 hours ago)

BASED and KILLER

Also it's an Afro, but since it's a white lady maybe it's a Caucaso

[–] xijinpingist@hexbear.net 6 points 7 hours ago

Van de Graf generator

[–] tocopherol@hexbear.net 4 points 7 hours ago* (last edited 6 hours ago)

"I'm going to a b-ball game I want to be festive do it up like a b-ball"

[–] FnordPrefect@hexbear.net 9 points 8 hours ago

The Lucille (Ball Is Life)

vegan beaverskin hat

[–] TankieTanuki@hexbear.net 5 points 7 hours ago* (last edited 7 hours ago)
Spaceballs: The Haircut

Edit: Damn, @SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net beat me to it sicko-wistful

[–] pr06lefs@lemmy.ml 8 points 8 hours ago
[–] Dort_Owl@hexbear.net 8 points 9 hours ago (1 children)
[–] isame@hexbear.net 4 points 5 hours ago

I was going to say, that's no hair style. That's @Dort_Owl@hexbear.net taking a nap.

[–] magnetosphere@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 8 hours ago
[–] culpritus@hexbear.net 6 points 8 hours ago

The Master of Tribbles

[–] miz@hexbear.net 7 points 9 hours ago* (last edited 9 hours ago) (1 children)

walked into the salon and said "gimme the ushanka"

[–] Maeve@kbin.earth 4 points 7 hours ago

I'm sorry, it's too tall.

[–] GeckoChamber@hexbear.net 5 points 8 hours ago* (last edited 8 hours ago) (1 children)

That's the Unity Fur Shader

[–] YoSoySnekBoi@kbin.earth 7 points 7 hours ago

Best comment right here

[–] TrustedFeline@hexbear.net 2 points 6 hours ago
[–] Evil_Shrubbery@thelemmy.club 4 points 8 hours ago
[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 6 points 9 hours ago

The Spaceballs Helmet

[–] derry@midwest.social 5 points 8 hours ago

The tribble

[–] anotherspinelessdem@lemmy.ml 5 points 9 hours ago

The Frunkle

[–] Athena5898@hexbear.net 3 points 8 hours ago

A capybara?

[–] came_apart_at_Kmart@hexbear.net 3 points 8 hours ago

The Dignitarian