I'd pretend fight hitchcock
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Christophe Gans, for a worse version of a fight I'd had elsewhere. His need to unsubtly telegraph every blow would put him at a disadvantage. But being arbitrarily handed a new gender might throw me off for the first couple punches.
Both Wachowskis at the same time, somehow adding more people to the fight doesn't make it a bigger threat.
David Cronenberg, the aftermath would not be pretty.
Woody alen
Do I have to leave them alive, because Roman Polanski
I thought this comm was for bad posts?
Surprised not to see Nicolas Winding-Refn
Not that I know of anything in particular he did. Just looking at him, I think it would be enjoyable if one had a reason
Beating Christopher Nolan would be nice to watch but trying to understand what's happening during the beating would be a mindfuck. Also, somehow it would be an advocacy for capitalism.
Gore Verbinski, because the whole thing would be silly, choreographed, and over the top with a Hans Zimmer-adjacent score going in the background the entire time
All the abusive pedofiles
I would love to grab D. W. Griffith by the legs and spin him around until he agrees to make my movie "Kill Every Klansman"
Michael Bay would make for a good fight scene and nothing else
I feel like Michael Bay might be able to throw down. I wouldnt be entirelt confident fighting him
True, but you said what was "fun" to beat up. A cruel beatdown isn't fun, give me a cool fight scene with explosions and shit against an opponent who might actually beat me. That's fun
You are with great honor. I just wanna wreck an old guy
Honor? nah, I just think someone who can fight back is more fun than just a punching bag
That's why you have to bring the heat 
Doing a very similar but not quite as good elbow drop on JJ Abrams
Holy shit! JJ is a great pick! He would be so fun to beat up! I'd give him a wedgie
I'd give him the adult version of shaken baby syndrome
Wes Anderson, gotta be Wes Anderson
I feel like he would start crying at the concept you were gonna beat him up and it would take the joy out of it. Kinda like his movies in a way.
Whoever made the movie Vicious
That whole movie is a woman being tortured because she has trauma with the message at the end seemingly being 'Just stop being traumatised and it will go away'
Sorry, I know we were doing funny answers, but fuck that movie
Pittt That makes me uncomfortable.
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