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Comic Strips

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  1. πŸ˜‡ Be Nice!

    • Treat others with respect and dignity. Friendly banter is okay, as long as it is mutual; keyword: friendly.
  2. 🏘️ Community Standards

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    • Any comic that would qualify as raunchy, lewd, or otherwise draw unwanted attention by nosy coworkers, spouses, or family members should be tagged as NSFW.
    • Moderators have final say on what and what does not qualify as appropriate. Use common sense, and if need be, err on the side of caution.
  3. 🧬 Keep it Real

    • Comics should be made and posted by real human beans, not by automated means like bots or AI. This is not the community for that sort of thing.
  4. πŸ“½οΈ Credit Where Credit is Due

    • Comics should include the original attribution to the artist(s) involved, and be unmodified. Bonus points if you include a link back to their website. When in doubt, use a reverse image search to try to find the original version. Repeat offenders will have their posts removed, be temporarily banned from posting, or if all else fails, be permanently banned from posting.
    • Attributions include, but are not limited to, watermarks, links, or other text or imagery that artists add to their comics to use for identification purposes. If you find a comic without any such markings, it would be a good idea to see if you can find an original version. If one cannot be found, say so and ask the community for help!
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      βœ… Correct: https://xkcd.com/386/
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    • Non-English posts are welcome. Please tag the post title with the original language, and include an English translation in the body of the post; e.g.,
      SΓ­, por favor [Spanish/EspaΓ±ol]
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    • We are human, just like most everybody else on Lemmy. If you feel a moderation decision was made in error, you are welcome to reach out to anybody on the moderation team for clarification. Keep in mind that moderation decisions may be final.
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Banned Artists

The following artists are banned from the community.

  1. Jago
  2. Stonetoss

It should be noted that when you make reports, it is your responsibility to provide rational reasoning why something should be removed. Saying it simply breaks community rules is not always good enough.

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Note: This is not a rule, but a helpful suggestion.

When posting images, you should strive to add alt-text for screen readers to use to describe the image you're posting:

Another helpful thing to do is to provide a transcription of the text in your images, as well as brief descriptions of what's going on. (example)

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[–] Kecessa@sh.itjust.works 82 points 2 years ago (3 children)

A rock in your shoe, when you remove it it appears in your other shoe 5 seconds after you start walking again

All your passwords expire once a day

[–] partial_accumen@lemmy.world 61 points 2 years ago (2 children)

All your passwords expire once a day

Calm down, Satan.

[–] spudwart@spudwart.com 14 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Password cannot contain a previous password.

[–] psud@aussie.zone 5 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Password contains characters used in previous password or attempted password. Choose a new password between 15 and 17 characters using at least one capital letter, one lower case letter, one special character and one of the other sort of special character

[–] FunkyMonk@kbin.social 6 points 2 years ago (1 children)

No, Also they have to rhyme!

[–] GoFastBoots@lemmy.world 36 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Every time you type your password it says it's incorrect no matter how many variations you try, but when you go to change it and type in the new password it says your new password must not match your old password.

[–] Spacehooks@reddthat.com 8 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I hate when I used the random 128 character pass key generator and it says password previously used. NOOOOOOO!

[–] boomzilla@programming.dev -1 points 2 years ago

Yep...Happens to the best but idk rn but hasn't KeepassXC a history for every entry?

[–] sag@lemm.ee 11 points 2 years ago
[–] The_Eminent_Bon@lemmy.world 40 points 2 years ago (3 children)

Perpetually soggy socks. Not wet but a little damp

[–] ThatWeirdGuy1001@lemmy.world 13 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Everyone always says damp socks are hell but my feet sweat so much that I don't know the difference anymore

[–] danekrae@lemmy.world 25 points 2 years ago (1 children)

May your butt itch, and your arms be too short.

[–] nifty@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Hmmm, doesn’t work as they can just scratch it against something bear style.

[–] aphonefriend@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

But everytime you try to use something else to itch it, you get a splinter instead

[–] TheBat@lemmy.world 25 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

Traffic signal always turns red when you approach it.

[–] Fredselfish@lemmy.world 9 points 2 years ago (1 children)

That one I think about if I got three wishes. First one would be always have green lights. More specifically I wish for unlimited luck that includes nothing impending my right of way. Just smooth traffic at all times.

[–] LeafOnTheWind@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

If you can wish for anything why not wish for the ability to teleport? Or for there to actually be good public transit...

[–] saltnotsugar@lemm.ee 22 points 2 years ago

A candy bar that taste so amazing that it haunts your dreams, but you can never find it in a store ever again.

[–] quaddo@lemmy.world 21 points 2 years ago

Continually inspired with amazing ideas. But the moment you try to write them down or describe to anyone else, they just fade away.

Like waking up after an amazing dream and trying to remember it long enough to tell anyone else.

[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 18 points 2 years ago (4 children)

God: I'll give them teeth ..... without any instructions on how to maintain them.

[–] edgemaster72@lemmy.world 12 points 2 years ago

And put a whole bunch of fleshy bits right next to them, and even though they'll always be in the same relative positions you'll bite the fleshy bits just frequently enough to wonder why the teeth and fleshy bits are in such close proximity and how after X years of existence this is still happening.

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[–] EtherWhack@lemmy.world 13 points 2 years ago (1 children)

A screeching metallic sound or bad smell that only goes away when they are actively looking for it

[–] Kase@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)
[–] Taleya@aussie.zone 11 points 2 years ago

May your fingers turn to fish hooks and you get crotch-itch.

[–] AgentGrimstone@lemmy.world 11 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Sometimes I get an itch that feels like it's under the skin and I can't scratch it 😭

[–] NegativeInf@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago

It's the alien tracking implant. Sentient and itchy.

[–] oce@jlai.lu 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Just press your skin hard and scratch your inner skin against the muscle below.

[–] palordrolap@kbin.social 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Yeah, that's how you can get an oddly dull but thought-stopping intense pain that's reminiscent of a bad cramp. The sort that feels like something's taking a bite, but from the inside, or like being punched in slow motion but there's no fist to push away and oh boy that smarts for the love of god make it stop.

The intensity fades as quickly as it sets in but you won't want to touch that part of your body for a while afterwards in case you set it off again. In time a bruise may develop, but not always.

[–] oce@jlai.lu 3 points 2 years ago

What? Most people do what I have described, it just helps for the scratching feeling, there's no side effect. I don't know where your imagination took you.

[–] TheSanSabaSongbird 8 points 2 years ago

Dang! Bill Westlake no less! Me and Bill Westlake fist-fought each other in junior high school and again shortly after we'd both graduated from highschool in our shitty northern California ag-town.

We hated each other back then, but I feel nothing but brotherly feels for him now, 30 years later.

I hope you are thriving Bill Westlake. I hope you have done well in life and I feel no animosity toward you whatsoever.

[–] Mandy@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 years ago

Your clothes will always have that slightly itchy feeling that makes you wanna move and twitch a little if you remove your clothes, it only gets stronger