I had a gf once who wanted to watch women being tied up and flogged while I ate her out. I was fine with that. Bdsm isn't really my thing, but it made her insatiable.
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Who'd want a girlfriend with a porn addiction anyway? Like addiction is a self destructive vice. I'm not saying someone couldn't love you regardless but who'd specifically seek it out? That's just chaser behaviour.
I am probably just old enough that this kinda 'makes sense', but back when I was growing up:
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Porn 'addiction' was not at all a prevalent thing, in the true sense of an actual addiction. It was much, muuch more common that if you just had or looked at any porn, maybe a couple times a week or month, not to the point that it was actively interfering with your life... this was decried and stigmatized as an addiction. If you were a teen and had a porno mag, and didn't throw it out after your parent found it, fairly good chance you are now a 'porn addict', time for an intervention from the local pastor.
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Because of these more prudish, second wave of Satanic Panic type norms in the 90s and 00s... a gf with a 'porn addiction' would again likely not have a literal addicition, it would probably indicate just that they were an introvert, who is kinky/kink-curious, or even just sex-curious, had a manga that had some nudity in it, where nudity is potentially 'her dress is too low cut' or 'a form fitting body suit is functionally nudity'.
Like, if somebody was being called a 'porn addict' in the 90s/00s... fairly good chance that just there was a story going around that they had watched or viewed porn once, and been caught.
Not saying theres 0 chance they were an actual addict, nor that just generally 'seeking a porn addict gf' would be totally non problematic...
But back when Pokemon was evil because it 'teaches evolution' and Harry Potter was Satanic because 'Witchcraft!' ... yeah, porn consumption/viewing was often extremely overblown and pathologized/demonized.
And I do literally mean demonized, in some cases. 'The demon of lust has possessed you', type of shit.
you overthinked, therefore you overamed 😉
Am autistic, overthinking is what I do.
Thus: overamed?
over... armed?
over... abed?
over ... aimed?
This is what happens when one puts Decartes before the whores.
That's just... bravo, truly, very well done!
Outstanding
Wait, Pokemon wasn’t evil because it had ghosts and shit?
I guess what one views as normal/healthy porn consumption differs. I wouldn’t blink an eye if somebody watched porn 1h every day.
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Porn addiction isn't even real, it's just a thing Christians invented to groom young men with sexual shame
I'd say that it is real, it can get to a point where it is actively directly destroying other parts of your life, but... that's very, very rare.
It certainly is much more common that its basically just a pathologizing label hurled about by puritans or bullies... tons of research exists showing that regular masturbation is not only normal but is also good for you in many ways.
Literally anything can be an addiction.
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We talking clinical addiction? or like hypersexual who likes porn?
Because both are very different concepts. Many guys think they want a hypersexual horny partner only to learn how mediocre their stamina and libido is.
So I did actually 'date' a legitimate nymphomaniac once.
I could keep up, but the deal was no catching feelings, just casual fwb... and I eventually caught feelings, so it was basically just a very wild summer and autumn.
But uh yeah, I told a few friends about her uh, appetite, in fairly broad terms... half of them didn't believe me, that either she was that 'demanding', or that I had that much 'spare time', or both.
However it ended sounds like it was a fun summer,
Long story short, I was heartbroken, but in a bittersweet way, I truly wasn't angry, she'd made the rules clear, and I understood.
Oh and we did have an 8 hour pb+j human sex sandwich sesh, that I am literally incapable of forgetting, so, that's a plus, lol.
What does pb+j human sex sandwich means?
I gotta know
It means we put down some shower curtains, slathered ourselves, one in peanut butter, one in jelly, and got to it.
(We did try to avoid getting it in hair, didn't get it uh, anywhere internal, to avoid potential infections, cleaned things off before trying any insertions. we were prepared lol)
She told me she'd been dared by one of her friends, that if she didn't do it before they did, they get to slap her, vice versa.
... Not 100% sure if this was or was not a lie on her part, also, didn't care either way, but i guess theoretically, i was helping a poor lass avoid a nasty slap.
That was more literal than I thought. did you get hungry half way and has some jelly and pb as a snack?
Oh, we were very hungry, all the time, you could say we were grazing the whole time, across the entire range, hahaha!
Like, I may sound like I'm joking, but... sugar, protein, in pb and j?
You gotta be replenishing calories to go for 8 straight hours. We literally set aside an entire day, and a recovery day, had to match up our schedules.
... This is why half the people I told about this, about her, just did not believe me.
It is one of those "No one will believe you" stories. But given there are no consequences, I rather believe you, makes the world a more colourful place.
That sucks, so what if you catch feelings along the way? Two for one!
Well, you could say she knew the rules, and so did I.
It was an overall very good experience, I was sad for a while, but in a 'Ramble On' sort of way, bittersweet. I always knew it wouldn't be forever, that was clear from the start.
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The self destruction is the good part
If I'm dating someone (assuming I was even the sort of person to date someone in the first place) I'd want to see them thrive and florish so self destruction is NOT a good thing to me
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... scrolling past this and only seeing a cropped part of the image... I thought it was eggs being fried up.
... makes more sense with the entire image, lol.
now I want fried eggs
Well, I mean... I could ...
👉🥚👈
... and then maybe ...
🥵
... and that might be like 🍳 ?
yes please
Ok, but only if you make me udon noodles later.
Deal?
Have some in my pantry. might make some for dinner
... are we in love now, is that how this works?
Have you never fucked while both of you look at porn? Best option for a pair of gooners.
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Haha what if we went on an 8 hour goon sesh and kissed 😣😣😣😳😳👉👈
Man here, tho i think this applies to all of us, your sexual and romantic interests dont always line up. This is generally good advice to keep in mind.
I find it funny how we all tend to have a certain ick to real people, but can't place my finger on why. I do this too.
Having said that, I did have a period where I offered whatever people wanted to anything that walks.
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