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What time does the strait of hormuz open? (lemmy.ca)
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[–] PriorityMotif@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

3:50

[–] Rhynoplaz@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

God damn Strait of Hormuz monster!

[–] LoonyLenny 7 points 1 week ago

None o'clock

[–] skye@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

when it's time to stop having it closed

[–] teagrrl@lemmy.ml 4 points 1 week ago

I really hate when tankers come in 5 mins before closing and then ask for passage. Annoying customers ngl.

[–] MidsizedSedan@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

Tomorrow.

If not, read comment again.

[–] folaht@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 week ago

At guillotine time for the Usonian affluent

[–] 5714@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 week ago

They're taking inventory right now, so opening hours are paused at the moment.

[–] Albbi@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Whenever Melania opens her legs for Trump.

[–] huquad@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 week ago

Damn gonna be a while huh?

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

Sorry buddy it's a private party and you're not on the list

[–] geneva_convenience@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 week ago

VERY SOON.

SIGNED: DOLAN TROOMP

[–] Valarie@lemmygrad.ml 1 points 1 week ago

25:00 hours