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Whats brown and sticky? (fedinsfw.app)

submitted 2 weeks ago by Elilol@fedinsfw.app to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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A stick!

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[–] WhatsHerBucket@lemmy.world 15 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

What’s brown and rhymes with snoop?

Dr Dre

[–] Elilol@fedinsfw.app 5 points 2 weeks ago

Lol xD jajajaja

[–] FederatedFreedom1981@lemmy.ca 15 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

PEANUT BUTTER!

[–] Elilol@fedinsfw.app 10 points 2 weeks ago

Touche!

[–] TheTechnician27@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

Are we just naming things dogs like now? (I guess poop also ironically fits.)

[–] FederatedFreedom1981@lemmy.ca 6 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

PANCAKES!

[–] toomanypancakes@piefed.world 4 points 2 weeks ago

[–] FenrirIII@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Wet clay is also quite sticky

[–] FederatedFreedom1981@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 week ago

WASP NEST!

[–] cannedtuna@lemmy.world 12 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

What’s brown and runny?

Spoiler

Usain Bolt

[–] cannedtuna@lemmy.world 8 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

What’s pink and slippery?

Spoiler

A pink slipper

[–] cannedtuna@lemmy.world 8 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

What’s blue and smells like red paint?

Spoiler

Blue paint

[–] Elilol@fedinsfw.app 2 points 2 weeks ago

Lol

[–] J92@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

The one I've heard is: What's about a foot long and slippery?

[–] cannedtuna@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

Spoiler

A slipper

That’s a good one

[–] Elilol@fedinsfw.app 1 points 2 weeks ago

Loll jajajaja

[–] Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world 10 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work?

[–] saltesc@lemmy.world 13 points 2 weeks ago

Unemployed!

[–] dohpaz42@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago

Ooh! Ooh! I know this one.

It’s a… it’s a… um, late for dinner? 🫣

[–] Elilol@fedinsfw.app 2 points 2 weeks ago

sHITTY BOOMERANG!

[–] FederatedFreedom1981@lemmy.ca 0 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Nothing, because boomerangs aren't alive, and therefore can't hear you when you say something to them.

[–] Janx@piefed.social 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

You have made a powerful enemy today...

[–] FederatedFreedom1981@lemmy.ca 3 points 2 weeks ago

You get it.

[–] Haaveilija@lemmy.world 10 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

What's orange and sticky?

Fantastic!

[–] Elilol@fedinsfw.app 1 points 2 weeks ago

WOW! xD

[–] in_my_honest_opinion@piefed.social 10 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

What's red and bad for your teeth?

spoiler

a brick

[–] count_duckula@discuss.tchncs.de 7 points 2 weeks ago

What is blue and even worse for your teeth?

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A brick thrown extremely fast.

[–] jrwperformance@lemmy.world 7 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

What is orange and sounds like 🦜 parrot ?

[–] Aarrodri@lemmy.ca 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

An orange parrot?

[–] jrwperformance@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

🥕 carrot

[–] osanna@lemmy.vg 1 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Fun fact: carrots used to be purple!

[–] angrystego@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago

They also used to be whitish.

[–] capt_wolf@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

What's brown and sounds like a bell?

[–] Elilol@fedinsfw.app 3 points 2 weeks ago

a cow!

[–] Aarrodri@lemmy.ca 2 points 2 weeks ago

A bell?

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago

What's Blue and smells like paint?

Blue paint.

What's Red and smells like blue paint?

Red paint.

[–] gigastasio@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

[–] Elilol@fedinsfw.app 4 points 2 weeks ago

That image is gonna stick in my head

[–] sundray@lemmus.org 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I'd never pick up a curved stick if I found one, wood u?

[–] Elilol@fedinsfw.app 4 points 2 weeks ago

Said the tree to the... other tree?

[–] HubertManne@piefed.social 2 points 2 weeks ago

oh dragon.

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

Poop.

[–] Janx@piefed.social 1 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

What's sticky and brown?

[–] Elilol@fedinsfw.app 1 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

a Brownie!

[–] Janx@piefed.social 1 points 2 weeks ago

Thank you!

[–] stringere@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 week ago

What's blue and fuzzy?

Tap for spoiler

Blue fuzz