Dad Jokes

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This is a community for sharing those cheesy “dad” jokes that invoke an eye roll or chuckle.

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submitted 2 months ago by NarrativeBear@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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[–] Bluegrass_Addict@lemmy.ca 17 points 2 months ago (2 children)

pretty sure it's just called incest

[–] IntrovertTurtle@lemmy.zip 4 points 2 months ago

The venn diagram of ICE agents and sibling lovers is a circle.

[–] anomnom@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 months ago

And that ids going to have an uphill battle against the racist ideology they’ll be raised on.

[–] CombatWombat@feddit.online 5 points 2 months ago

If they did it missionary, is it a vanilla ice ice baby?

[–] dhork@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

Word to your mother

[–] 10thGlyphix@lemmy.zip 3 points 2 months ago

That is Nazi correct answer.

[–] C8r9VwDUTeY3ZufQRYvq@sopuli.xyz 3 points 2 months ago

The ice cancels out and it's just vanilla

[–] pdxfed@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

Nothing funnier than ICE agents right now