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Which movie should I watch tonight? (Wrong answers only) (lemmy.ml)
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[–] hobata@lemmy.ml 7 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Your parents' wedding video in full length. Then their sex tapes.

[–] MutantTailThing@lemmy.world 7 points 5 months ago

Melania

[–] Rhynoplaz@lemmy.world 5 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (2 children)

Probably about time for another viewing of the ~~classic~~ cinematic masterpiece, The Emoji Movie!

[–] Legendsofanus@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 month ago

It's on my watchlist

[–] Mirshe@lemmy.world 1 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Don't forget to follow it up with the hit movie, Sausage Party.

[–] Rhynoplaz@lemmy.world 1 points 5 months ago

It really was a coin toss between those two.

[–] Sunforged@lemmy.ml 4 points 5 months ago (1 children)

You should marathon Sharknado in reverse order.

[–] mech@feddit.org 3 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Won't that spoil the overarching plot and character development?

[–] Sunforged@lemmy.ml 5 points 5 months ago

Instead of the crisis growing overtime, it slowly becomes more manageable.

[–] transscribe9468@literature.cafe 4 points 5 months ago

Twilight

[–] supersquirrel@sopuli.xyz 4 points 5 months ago (1 children)

The Room

[–] otacon239@lemmy.world 5 points 5 months ago

Oh hi, Mark! 👋😄

[–] Black616Angel@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Well if you have 14 hours and 33 minutes time tonight, you could watch Resan.

[–] mech@feddit.org 3 points 5 months ago

This 14-hour-and-30-minute documentary, structured in 90-minute modules...

This sounds like just a mini-series before the word was invented.

[–] agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works 3 points 5 months ago

Goncharov

[–] Sparky@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 5 months ago

The VelociPastor

[–] FreshParsnip@lemmy.ca 3 points 5 months ago

Star Wars Holiday Special

[–] formlessoedon@lemmy.ml 2 points 5 months ago

Salo

[–] sudoer777@lemmy.ml 2 points 5 months ago

The Minecraft Movie (2024) - Watch free online [REUPLOAD]

[–] folaht@lemmy.ml 2 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Fire Maidens from Outer Space

It's about this group of astronauts visiting an all-female society on a moon of Jupiter.
And I'm not even kidding when I say that all these women are nothing but bodaciously sexy looking.

I'd say it's almost impossible to go wrong with that kind of premise.

[–] Darthcapi@lemmy.ml 2 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Something nice and light. Maybe…A Serbian Film?

[–] GooseGang@beehaw.org 1 points 5 months ago

So romantic 💞

[–] tomenzgg@midwest.social 2 points 5 months ago

Darkest Knight

https://www.thetvdb.com/series/dark-knight (get the DVD that tries to mash a few episodes into a feature-length movie so it still qualifies: https://www.ebay.com/itm/326658718638?chn=ps&google_free_listing_action=view_item)

[–] reagansrottencorpse@lemmy.ml 2 points 5 months ago

Swiss Army Man

[–] TastyWheat@lemmy.world 2 points 5 months ago

Nude Nuns With Big Guns

[–] aberrate_junior_beatnik@midwest.social 1 points 5 months ago

The last airbender

[–] GooseGang@beehaw.org 1 points 5 months ago

Ice Aging and Ironing Man

[–] Inucune@lemmy.world 1 points 5 months ago

United Passions

[–] Rumo161@feddit.org 1 points 5 months ago

Fire & Ice