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[–] orbitz@lemmy.ca 3 points 19 hours ago

Awesome, enjoyed Spaceballs and Naked Gun when I was too young to understand half the jokes, spent next 20 years dissecting the jokes to see what I may have missed. Usually nothing it turned out I got to watch way too many R rated movies so besides obvert sexual things it was how I got it.

I always loved the double entendre or just the jokes with two meanings.

[–] morto@piefed.social 4 points 23 hours ago

Your kid was born a dad. Be proud.

[–] W98BSoD@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 23 hours ago (1 children)
[–] angrystego@lemmy.world 2 points 21 hours ago

Omg, I'm stealing this gif. I do have this drinking problem irl.

[–] absGeekNZ@lemmy.nz 20 points 1 day ago

7yo with some avocado on fork: Dad, would you rather eat avocado or McDonalds?

Me: Hmmm, avocado.

7yo: me too, Mcdonalds would be all concrete and metal.

Me: LOL, well played.

[–] obviouspornalt@fedinsfw.app 25 points 1 day ago

but that's not important right now.

[–] someguy3@lemmy.world 34 points 2 days ago (1 children)

If he's at Dad puns, you might be a grandfather.

[–] kryptonianCodeMonkey@lemmy.world 36 points 2 days ago (2 children)

I thought when my daughter was born, I'd suddenly be inspired to make great dad jokes all the time, but so far, nothing. It's disappointing. I'm not half as hilarious as the mailman has been recently.

[–] ol_capt_joe@piefed.ee 18 points 2 days ago
[–] sundray@lemmus.org 17 points 2 days ago
[–] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

No! That's not true! That's impossible!

[–] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 1 day ago

Search your thesaurus, you know it to be true.