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[–] obviouspornalt@fedinsfw.app 7 points 1 hour ago

but that's not important right now.

[–] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 3 hours ago

No, dad, I am son.

[–] someguy3@lemmy.world 23 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

If he's at Dad puns, you might be a grandfather.

[–] kryptonianCodeMonkey@lemmy.world 15 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

I thought when my daughter was born, I'd suddenly be inspired to make great dad jokes all the time, but so far, nothing. It's disappointing. I'm not half as hilarious as the mailman has been recently.

[–] ol_capt_joe@piefed.ee 11 points 5 hours ago
[–] sundray@lemmus.org 10 points 5 hours ago