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[–] ryathal@sh.itjust.works 23 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Catching on fire is weirdly absent here

[–] surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 18 points 2 months ago (1 children)

We've effectively cured all fires by inoculating ourselves with the "stop drop and roll" vaccine.

[–] village604@adultswim.fan 5 points 2 months ago

Nah, it's all the flame retardant microplastics.

[–] InterestingUsername@lemmy.ml 2 points 2 months ago

Yeah, that's another one

[–] CyberEgg@discuss.tchncs.de 21 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Black holes and the sun dying in five billion years are missing here.

[–] eta@feddit.org 10 points 2 months ago

The horrors kids go through thinking that a black hole could just suddenly appear in our solar system and eat everything.

[–] cattywampas@lemmy.world 12 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Along with falling anvils and actual sticks of dynamite.

[–] MeatPilot@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 months ago

At least if you run off a cliff and don't look down, you'll never fall.

[–] tunetardis@piefed.ca 11 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] prettybunnys@piefed.social 4 points 2 months ago

He wutang clan largely got them under control for us

[–] pelespirit@sh.itjust.works 11 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I've seen quicksand happen at the beach now twice. It's crazier when you realize it's not a thing, and then it's a thing again. The one person called the park people because they thought it should be cordoned off, but conditions have to be just right.

[–] BarbecueCowboy@lemmy.dbzer0.com 13 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Learning about buoyancy in relation to quicksand is a helluva thing. You panic thinking you're going to sink and drown but then you stop not even half way and realize it's just more annoying mud but at the beach.

[–] pelespirit@sh.itjust.works 9 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

It was in the dry sand part, not the water, but I get your point. The first person was just walking along and then one of their legs sank to their crotch.

[–] sigmaklimgrindset@sopuli.xyz 10 points 2 months ago

Learning about the Bermuda Triangle when I should have been learning about the Strait of Hormuz 😭

[–] notwhoyouthink@lemmy.zip 7 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Pool drain is also missing here.

[–] Sabata11792@ani.social 2 points 2 months ago

Thanks for reminding me of that delta pressure video...

[–] BigBluntPapa@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago

Replace the Loch Ness Monster with whirlpools and 6 year old me would be in shambles lol

[–] Zweieck@lemmy.org 7 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I never realized how close the triangle was to the US

[–] tenacious_mucus@sh.itjust.works 14 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

I was never able to figure out what “made” the triangle! I just knew that Bermuda was part of it. Internet didn’t exist back then, so you just kinda moved on when you couldnt find your answer; or pick 2 other places that look good enough and call it a day! Today, seeing this post, finally solved a question from my childhood! 😆

[–] tiramichu@sh.itjust.works 6 points 2 months ago

I wish these were the biggest problems we had to deal with

[–] a14o@feddit.org 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] red_tomato@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago

Australian magpies can be pretty aggressive

[–] nicolauz@feddit.org 3 points 2 months ago

My mom once told me we have pull the roots of https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Polygonatum Out because it's a pest plant that grows everywhere.

Naturally I concluded that humanity is involved in an global war against this plant, over who owns this planet and all our lives are at long term risk of losing that war

[–] ch00f@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

Being on fire.

[–] GraniteM@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

And cliffs! Sheer cliffs seem to be much less geologically common than my childhood led me to believe.

[–] Venat0r@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

that depends a lot on where you are...

[–] Theoriginalthon@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

I know it's the loch Ness monster but at first glance I thought it was a swan, told they would break your arm so dont piss them off

[–] Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] Psythik@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Those were the cold war kids. This post screams Millennial.

[–] thespcicifcocean@lemmy.world 0 points 2 months ago (1 children)

no, the cold war kids is a band.

[–] Psythik@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago
[–] Bloomcole@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago (1 children)

killer bees and the ozone layer

[–] Venator@lemmy.nz 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

the ozone layer could be a problem again in the future if old appliances that contain cfcs aren't handled carefully when disposed of...

https://acp.copernicus.org/articles/25/11469/2025/

or if people start emitting cfcs again...

https://www.rnz.co.nz/news/world/487308/these-five-ozone-depleting-cfcs-have-been-increasing-in-the-atmosphere

[–] Bloomcole@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago (1 children)

What I heard was we stopped emitting them and that was the reason the hole closed.
Haven't followed since.

[–] Venat0r@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

yep... but just because we stopped doesn't mean we won't start again...