this post was submitted on 13 Apr 2026
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[–] synapse1278@lemmy.world 12 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

How... How did he get the bun in the bottle ?

[–] toastus@feddit.org 15 points 3 weeks ago

He put the bottle on the bun tree when it was still small and let it grow inside the bottle.

[–] Atropos@lemmy.world 5 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I'd guess the bottom is cut off, and that why it's just out of frame.

[–] synapse1278@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago

And juste like that, the magic has been dispelled.

[–] smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works 4 points 3 weeks ago

Woke up in the morning, don't believe what I saw, hundred billion glizzies, washed up on the shore…

[–] Danarchy@lemmy.nz 4 points 3 weeks ago

This is a sin. Whether a venal or mortal sin is not up to me to say, but nevertheless

[–] Corkyskog@sh.itjust.works 3 points 3 weeks ago

I am sending out a H.O.T, sending out a D.O.G to the world!

[–] Cort@lemmy.world 3 points 3 weeks ago

sausage in a bottle

[–] notabot@piefed.social 2 points 3 weeks ago

Why, and please understand that I ask this in a spirit of genuine enquiry and desire to expand my understanding of the scope of the human mind, in the name of all that is good and reasonable in this world, would you do such a thing? I'm trying very hard not to imaging the smell if it were opened a few years from now.