this post was submitted on 13 Apr 2026
187 points (98.4% liked)

196

6021 readers
1068 users here now

Community Rules

You must post before you leave

Be nice. Assume others have good intent (within reason).

Block or ignore posts, comments, and users that irritate you in some way rather than engaging. Report if they are actually breaking community rules.

Use content warnings and/or mark as NSFW when appropriate. Most posts with content warnings likely need to be marked NSFW.

Most 196 posts are memes, shitposts, cute images, or even just recent things that happened, etc. There is no real theme, but try to avoid posts that are very inflammatory, offensive, very low quality, or very "off topic".

Bigotry is not allowed, this includes (but is not limited to): Homophobia, Transphobia, Racism, Sexism, Abelism, Classism, or discrimination based on things like Ethnicity, Nationality, Language, or Religion.

Avoid shilling for corporations, posting advertisements, or promoting exploitation of workers.

Proselytization, support, or defense of authoritarianism is not welcome. This includes but is not limited to: imperialism, nationalism, genocide denial, ethnic or racial supremacy, fascism, Nazism, Marxism-Leninism, Maoism, etc.

Avoid AI generated content.

Avoid misinformation.

Avoid incomprehensible posts.

No threats or personal attacks.

No spam.

Moderator Guidelines

Moderator Guidelines

  • Don’t be mean to users. Be gentle or neutral.
  • Most moderator actions which have a modlog message should include your username.
  • When in doubt about whether or not a user is problematic, send them a DM.
  • Don’t waste time debating/arguing with problematic users.
  • Assume the best, but don’t tolerate sealioning/just asking questions/concern trolling.
  • Ask another mod to take over cases you struggle with, if you get tired, or when things get personal.
  • Ask the other mods for advice when things get complicated.
  • Share everything you do in the mod matrix, both so several mods aren't unknowingly handling the same issues, but also so you can receive feedback on what you intend to do.
  • Don't rush mod actions. If a case doesn't need to be handled right away, consider taking a short break before getting to it. This is to say, cool down and make room for feedback.
  • Don’t perform too much moderation in the comments, except if you want a verdict to be public or to ask people to dial a convo down/stop. Single comment warnings are okay.
  • Send users concise DMs about verdicts about them, such as bans etc, except in cases where it is clear we don’t want them at all, such as obvious transphobes. No need to notify someone they haven’t been banned of course.
  • Explain to a user why their behavior is problematic and how it is distressing others rather than engage with whatever they are saying. Ask them to avoid this in the future and send them packing if they do not comply.
  • First warn users, then temp ban them, then finally perma ban them when they break the rules or act inappropriately. Skip steps if necessary.
  • Use neutral statements like “this statement can be considered transphobic” rather than “you are being transphobic”.
  • No large decisions or actions without community input (polls or meta posts f.ex.).
  • Large internal decisions (such as ousting a mod) might require a vote, needing more than 50% of the votes to pass. Also consider asking the community for feedback.
  • Remember you are a voluntary moderator. You don’t get paid. Take a break when you need one. Perhaps ask another moderator to step in if necessary.

founded 1 year ago
MODERATORS
 
top 25 comments
sorted by: hot top controversial new old
[–] MoonRaven@feddit.nl 3 points 1 hour ago

Damn, misread it as house. I was like "only 30k for a house? That's a steal!"

[–] rumschlumpel@feddit.org 1 points 4 hours ago

Checks out, I always look behind me when I try to avoid raising my hand.

[–] WeLoveCastingSpellz@lemmy.dbzer0.com 23 points 11 hours ago (3 children)

Can someone explain the joke to a silly girl like me

[–] Comrade_Spood@quokk.au 49 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

He's at a horse auction, and doesnt want the auctioneer to think he raised his hand (thus placing a bid). At least I'm pretty sure thats whats going on

[–] grue@lemmy.world 22 points 7 hours ago (2 children)

It's also a joke about how very subtle actions count as signaling a bid. Never been to a horse auction so I don't know how true that is IRL, but it's a trope in media.

[–] PhoenixDog@lemmy.world 13 points 5 hours ago* (last edited 5 hours ago) (1 children)

There's a livestock option in the town I live near. I've only been once but my partner has a few times. During the actual auction part people bidding barely raise their hand. Just a quick gesture so the auctioneer can see it.

You could 100% be thought you're placing a bid by scratching your nose. They move fast as there's lots of animals to auction off so it's all about speed.

[–] a_non_monotonic_function@lemmy.world 6 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

What if you tucked your face between your own thighs and gave your nose the ol' reach-around.

[–] kryptonianCodeMonkey@lemmy.world 8 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

That's actually the listed recommendation in the official handbook, with another option being unhinging your jaw and scratching your nose with your teeth.

[–] a_non_monotonic_function@lemmy.world 3 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

Yeah, but I'm not talking about pro moves here. Most of us can't pull that one off.

Not with that attitude

[–] KoboldCoterie@pawb.social 9 points 6 hours ago

There were even cartoons in the 80s and 90s that made this joke. I vaguely recall a Bugs Bunny cartoon or something similar where the characters were at an auction, and one went to hit another and the auctioneer interpreted it as a bid, and they spent the rest of the show trying to get other people to accidentally place bids, too, to outbid them so they wouldn't have to pay for it.

[–] randomname@lemmy.org 11 points 11 hours ago (2 children)

They are at an horse auction. If the man lifts his hand that counts as a bet. He is saying he doesn’t Want to be mistaken for placing a bit by moving incorrectly. It’s just an auction joke that not even OP gets.

[–] GammaGames@beehaw.org 0 points 2 hours ago (1 children)
[–] randomname@lemmy.org 1 points 2 hours ago

Has been explained thank you for participating.

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

It’s just an auction joke that not even OP gets.

Nah, it's an auction joke that OP gets and is amused by 😁

[–] randomname@lemmy.org 3 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

They have horse auctions in third world countries, you just needed your dopamine.

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 10 hours ago (2 children)

They have horse auctions in third world countries

I know. I just associate ostentatious wealth/purchasing requiring such with the first world more. I'm not saying it's correct, that's just how my brain is wired 🤷🏻

you just needed your dopamine.

In my defense, my ADHD means that I'm starting at a significant deficit, so I need a bunch of hits to even arrive at the levels neurotypicals wake up at 🤷🏻

[–] randomname@lemmy.org 1 points 2 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 2 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago)

What do you mean?

[–] fushuan@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 8 hours ago (2 children)

They were using 3rd person you as in, "even if someone is in a 3rd world country they still need their dopamine". I think you misunderstood.

[–] Zagorath@quokk.au 1 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

Are you sure? That's definitely not how I read it, and even rereading it I struggle to see how it could work like that.

[–] fushuan@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 2 hours ago

It's equally weird to interpret the second part as an aggressive complaint that the other user wanted dopamine by writing the comment, no? I feel like that aggressiveness is unfounded.

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 8 hours ago

Fair enough 😁

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 2 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

He can't afford a $30,000 purchase, let alone the upkeep for a horse

[–] randomname@lemmy.org 1 points 11 hours ago

Incorrect. It’s an auction joke.