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THEY ARE FORCING US TO OPERATE MISSILE DEFENSE SYSTEMS FOR IRAN

I AM NOT GOOD AT THIS GAME PLEASE DON'T BLAME ME IF ANYTHING GETS BOMBED

IM TRYING MY HARDEST

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[–] JustSo@hexbear.net 4 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

this better be fucken real dawg I swear to god

edit: WOAH HOLY FUCK FUCK FUCK THIS IS HARD

[–] Meltyheartlove@hexbear.net 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

The empire would have ended overnight and we would all have been free if they had hired gamers instead πŸ˜”

[–] Acute_Engles@hexbear.net 8 points 2 months ago (2 children)

My RTS brained ass in charge:

why do we have money saved? We should be spending all of our money on expanding and army

oh wait

fuck

I was being trained to be an american

[–] Meltyheartlove@hexbear.net 5 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

cowboy-criThe whole world is being trained to be American and do color revolutions through gamer exploitation. Gamerusanos still keep falling for it.

[–] Omegamint@hexbear.net 5 points 2 months ago

Me, an enlightened g*mer:

β€œOk so my plan is we rush a bunch of guys right next to their base and put up an air defense system right there πŸ˜Άβ€

[–] LaughingLion@hexbear.net 3 points 2 months ago

this site is dedicated to the brave mujahideen fighters of the moderator team

[–] P1d40n3@hexbear.net 3 points 2 months ago

Death to America, Liberty from Americans

[–] Flax_vert@feddit.uk 3 points 2 months ago

Imagine being downed by beanis[comrade/them]@hexbear.net

[–] mickey@hexbear.net 3 points 2 months ago

Haha oh no, I hope a cabal of trans communist computer nerds doesn't pressgang me into being a Janissary for the IRI, haha can you imagine?