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A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

Created as an evolution of White People Twitter and other tweet-capture subreddits.

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  1. Your post must be a screen capture of a microblog-type post that includes the UI of the site it came from, preferably also including the avatar and username of the original poster. Including relevant comments made to the original post is encouraged.
  2. Your post, included comments, or your title/comment should include some kind of commentary or remark on the subject of the screen capture. Your title must include at least one word relevant to your post.
  3. You are encouraged to provide a link back to the source of your screen capture in the body of your post.
  4. Current politics and news are allowed, but discouraged. There MUST be some kind of human commentary/reaction included (either by the original poster or you). Just news articles or headlines will be deleted.
  5. Doctored posts/images and AI are allowed, but discouraged. You MUST indicate this in your post (even if you didn't originally know). If an image is found to be fabricated or edited in any way and it is not properly labeled, it will be deleted.
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[–] lectricleopard@lemmy.world 22 points 3 days ago

Im over hear just enjoying the trees flowering. Its the simple things that never get old. Good company, good food, and some peaceful scenery. All very obtainable.

[–] ComfortableRaspberry@feddit.org 21 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

Spouse and I tested us through the kombucha assortment in our preferred super market and found a new drink we can obsess about.

Find new everyday things and go crazy about them, it's fun!

[–] Lemming6969@lemmy.world 1 points 3 days ago

You gonna share your discoveries with the class?

[–] TheBrideWoreCrimson@sopuli.xyz 7 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Bonus points, if your partner is into that: Drinking green tea regularly makes your dick taste reeeally tangy.
Or so I was told.

[–] khannie@lemmy.world 8 points 3 days ago

Thanks for the tip.

(Badum-tish)

[–] EyIchFragDochNur@lemmy.world 9 points 3 days ago

We OD'd on thrill

[–] sundray@lemmus.org 6 points 3 days ago

OMG I can’t wait.

Nah fam that green tea is legit

[–] X@piefed.world 4 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Definitely green tea, and ice cold flavored sparkling water. All the best parts of cola without the sweeteners.

[–] CoffeeSoldier@sh.itjust.works 2 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] X@piefed.world 1 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Gotta run it past the CHO (Chief of Home Operations)

[–] BigBrainBrett2517@lemmy.world 1 points 3 days ago

Huh. If that's CHO what is Cholo?

[–] slappyfuck@lemmy.ca 2 points 3 days ago

Definitely one of those “hell yeah, socks!” things as you get older.

[–] ZombiFrancis@sh.itjust.works 1 points 3 days ago

Too bad it's Costco and that green tea is a one-off they'll never stock again.

[–] Manjushri@piefed.social 1 points 3 days ago

I miss Costco. We moved to a rural part of the US a few years ago and the nearest Costco is now 2.5 hours away. Really hard to justify a 5 hour round trip to shop there. Luckily they do sell a lot of their stuff online but it's not the same without the browsing and the slice of pizza at the end.

[–] ayyy@sh.itjust.works -5 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Imagine paying and polluting to ship water around the planet because you’re too lazy to put a couple dry leaves in a cup and wait a few minutes.

[–] zarkanian@sh.itjust.works 5 points 3 days ago

It's green tea! People don't know how to brew it! Don't use boiling hot water or it'll taste like ass!

You want hot water, not boiling water. I just use a tea kettle that has a setting for each type of tea.

[–] deacon@lemmy.world 0 points 3 days ago (1 children)

It’s always a challenge with new finds at Costco because the samples are so intriguing but the size is such a big commitment.

And I also have a bit of self-loathing about how informed the above comment is.

[–] Lemming6969@lemmy.world 1 points 3 days ago

Doesn't matter. All you have to do is use at least half and you break even.