Whats the plan here, burn the entire world's supply of TP?
this post was submitted on 11 Apr 2026
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bidets are superior
yeah but you need one before you burn the TP supply. you only make that mistake once, ask apollo 10
Going to take a long time to convert every home in the world to Bidets. Are there any global companies trying to create that kind of supply?
should have thought about that before building a toilet paper based society
TP? TP for my Bunghole?
My people have but one bungholio.
P.S. I don't endorse racism and I don't think this meme represents any natives whatsoever.
It represents a cartoon dipshit with his shirt over his head.
Yes, that's the plan, because that makes sense. /s
He took action how he could, and got his message across very clearly--we're not being paid enough.
IDK, man. I feel like Unions would be a superior alternative.
I mean, I wouldn't recommend "arson against corporate profits without a direct goal" over "founding a union", if for nothing else but the cost-benefit analysis, but I'm also not going to say that the former doesn't contribute anything.
Have you unionized your work place?
Large corporations often just close any stores that unionize, Starbucks and Apple for example.
If every place unionize and they close them all, then the business will go under and everything is as it should be
fire union sounds great
It accomplishes nothing.
you get some friends together and you start fires
fires create hardship, play some ball or valve's deadlock or something.
fires also create tasty steaks. and turn raw corncobs into eatin' corncobs. i can't believe i'm having this conversation in 2026.
How many people did he feed by burning down a warehouse full of toilet paper?
the fuck are you on
Make aristocrats afraid again
Afraid of having no TP unless they spend 0.0000000002% more of their income on it? This doesn't hurt aristocrats, this hurts one company while two or three other companies salivate and rub their hands together at the idea of profiting off of shortages.
No drag fucking CEO into the streets and burn them. Let the workers take over the factories and warehouses.
But that's not what has happened here, at all. What you described is so fucking far from what happened here. Like the literal distance between Ontario California and Dallas Texas far.
Bro you passed up an opportunity to use Ontario California and Ontario Canada for the distance metaphor.
The CEO in question, Mr. Hsu, lives in Dallas.
Well, there's at least one guy who was last seen at Sam Altman's house... we'll have to bail him out first though.
I didn't see shit
Same! 😉
just remember flock camera are perfectly acceptable way to vent your frustration
Holy moly
Where was the working class when the Artistry class was under threat?
Probably working.
Producing art is a type of labor, artists are workers.
Then the artists will answer. We ride at dawn!