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Lord Of The Rings Memes

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[–] FiniteBanjo@feddit.online 13 points 2 days ago (5 children)

Whats the plan here, burn the entire world's supply of TP?

[–] IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world 11 points 2 days ago (2 children)

yeah but you need one before you burn the TP supply. you only make that mistake once, ask apollo 10

[–] FiniteBanjo@feddit.online 0 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

Going to take a long time to convert every home in the world to Bidets. Are there any global companies trying to create that kind of supply?

should have thought about that before building a toilet paper based society

[–] DmMacniel@feddit.org 10 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] FiniteBanjo@feddit.online 3 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

My people have but one bungholio.

P.S. I don't endorse racism and I don't think this meme represents any natives whatsoever.

[–] captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works 6 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

It represents a cartoon dipshit with his shirt over his head.

[–] DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world 8 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Yes, that's the plan, because that makes sense. /s

He took action how he could, and got his message across very clearly--we're not being paid enough.

[–] FiniteBanjo@feddit.online -2 points 1 day ago (3 children)

IDK, man. I feel like Unions would be a superior alternative.

[–] PugJesus@piefed.social 5 points 1 day ago

I mean, I wouldn't recommend "arson against corporate profits without a direct goal" over "founding a union", if for nothing else but the cost-benefit analysis, but I'm also not going to say that the former doesn't contribute anything.

[–] Keeponstalin@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Have you unionized your work place?

[–] Town@lemmy.zip 5 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)
[–] Azteh@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

If every place unionize and they close them all, then the business will go under and everything is as it should be

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world -1 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] FiniteBanjo@feddit.online 0 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 0 points 1 day ago (1 children)

you get some friends together and you start fires

[–] FiniteBanjo@feddit.online 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

fires create hardship, play some ball or valve's deadlock or something.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 0 points 1 day ago (1 children)

fires also create tasty steaks. and turn raw corncobs into eatin' corncobs. i can't believe i'm having this conversation in 2026.

[–] FiniteBanjo@feddit.online 0 points 1 day ago (1 children)

How many people did he feed by burning down a warehouse full of toilet paper?

the fuck are you on

[–] hesh@quokk.au 7 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Make aristocrats afraid again

[–] FiniteBanjo@feddit.online -4 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Afraid of having no TP unless they spend 0.0000000002% more of their income on it? This doesn't hurt aristocrats, this hurts one company while two or three other companies salivate and rub their hands together at the idea of profiting off of shortages.

[–] Fredselfish@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago (1 children)

No drag fucking CEO into the streets and burn them. Let the workers take over the factories and warehouses.

[–] FiniteBanjo@feddit.online -2 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

But that's not what has happened here, at all. What you described is so fucking far from what happened here. Like the literal distance between Ontario California and Dallas Texas far.

[–] eatCasserole@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Bro you passed up an opportunity to use Ontario California and Ontario Canada for the distance metaphor.

[–] FiniteBanjo@feddit.online 1 points 1 day ago

The CEO in question, Mr. Hsu, lives in Dallas.